alternate headline:

Mom: Okay Derrick, make sure you’re washed up before dinner.

And by the time next season starts, he’ll be 40 years old.

Or, let’s have the MVP discussion and that discussion is that Matt Ryan should be the MVP.

The DNC didn’t anoint her as anything. The Democratic Party voted for her.
She was the chosen candidate of the DNC in 2008 too and she still lost. If Bernie had run a better campaign and Clinton hadn’t spent 30 years creating a network of political pros at her disposal, he would have won.

Clinton 65,844,954

“Someone remind me why Sanders’ inner circle wrote off the South again?”

This is so good. And mirrors so much of what I feel. Hopeless and angry and just so fucking full of rage at the class of men that I don’t know what to do with myself.

I hope Billie Lourde has some really great people in her life. She needs them right now. I don’t know what else to say, this just sucks.

1) He got the T for stomping and waving his arms (and probably jawing at the ref) right after the call was made.

Pictured: Phil Jackson’s iPad

Ahhhh, a love triangle.

He probably got caught slamming another posse.

I like Mark Sanchez too, but I wouldn’t go that far.

And I must say Deadspin’s collective hate for the Warriors has become egregious. Sure, they have a dick owner. Every other pro sports team does, too.

If I had a dollar for every time a baby boomer complained about my generation, maybe I could afford to buy a house in the market they destroyed.

I only got the headline of that orange juice article because paygates, but I imagine it goes something like “orange juice industry is falling, millenials don’t drink enough, how can we make them drink more”, right?

NBA was a trashfire too until they hired Michele Roberts who pitched her competence as “my past is littered with the bone of men who underestimated me.”. In other words they hired someone competent. The NFL players are happy with a union leader who has screwed the players for over 10 years for some stupid reason.…

Most of their negotiating is done by men with CTE.

You know what? Fuck the Thunder. They moved from the 13th biggest market to the 43rd biggest market and fucked over the people of Seattle in the process. They then cried poverty when it came time to sign Harden and decided to trade him rather than pay him $4m more over the life of his contract. By not keepoing a good…