Does.... does this mean that anything is no longer possible?

The sad thing is, this is how the world really works.

“How dare you sit there and blame white people for the problems of the minority communities. After all, aren’t you half white? Didn’t two white parents adopt you, after yours weren’t willing to raise you?!”

Because when you want hard-hitting perspective about how the world really works, you go to a 24 year old blond who's putting together an audition reel for a sweet FoxNews gig.

Wow. They already have one QB who can’t stand up; why add another?

That sound you heard was Drew Magary spiraling down a vortex of sorrow.

This is the end for Romo. Most snake-bitten QB I ever saw.

If you are more upset at Kaepernick protesting police brutality than you were at the police committing it, yeah, you're part of the problem.

Colin Kapernick should stick to *watches recent game film* uh actually politics and social media

How dare Colin Kaepernick disrespect a song once sung by such heroes as Roseanne Barr and Enrico Pallazzo.

Conservatives on big government: “I made this money with my own hard work, I didn’t need the government’s help.”

Good on the 49ers for their response I would have expected them to say, “He’s still on our team? We thought we traded him already.”

Look at it this way, last time players in that locker room hated each other they brought a shitload of guns in to settle it. This is an improvement!

So Lochte basically told the Cartman version of the story

Goddamnit, Samer. This really isn’t the BBC porn I was looking for.

Not to mention saying his three teammates all hit the ground. Between that and getting the hell out of Dodge, he backed the bus up on his teammates worse than the schmuck at the beginning of The Dark Knight.

Thank goodness he's ok - it would have been really ugly if he dyed.

The triple option is the most exciting offensive strategy in football and passes are boring.