I get the idea, but running around with one or more glass jars of anything in a bag or pocket is a recipe for messy (incriminating?) breakage.

This is the canned vegetable take I was looking for. Masterful!

I got one of those battery-powered rotary nose hair trimmers twenty years ago and haven’t looked back. It takes like two minutes every month or so, with no having to have pointy things near my face. Why anyone would use scissors is beyond me.

I caught that, too.

God I hate loot, too. It’s what completely turned me off from Diablo. If I have to do a “build” to be able to play through parts of a game, it’s a sign that loot sux. I play Destiny 2 mostly, now, and the loot system borderlines on being intolerable... loaded with meaningless dupes and materials that don’t mean a damn…

I was there, and you are correct.

So much beige. Oh, the beige of it all.

Oh jeez, I forgot about these, but this is a good answer.

I like your list, and I would also include the Lambo Countach in it. Well-done!

Oh, I have family in Norway, and I’ve visited there for a couple weeks. Not so much afraid of getting enmeshed, really. It’s just the adjustment of it all - the unrooting and transplantation and settling in - that I’m anxious about. I’d get over it, I’m sure.

Part of my family lost HUGE sums to him. I don’t much care for any of them (they split off some thirty years ago), but I am still mad at Bernie, and will be for a very very long time.

I hear you. I hope it breaks the back of the GOP, personally. I work for a foreign company (NZ/AUS) and I’ve been trying to make plans to relocate - be an expat somewhere. We made some acquisitions that offer more locations for that in the UK and Scandinavia. Until travel restrictions and budgets allow for me to…

This. Sooo much this.

Which is why I am trying to get out of here as quickly as I can.

I have to take my turn-of-the-century jeep in for emissions testing every other year. My newer car (a 2015) has not yet been summoned for the same treatment, but I assume that maybe one day it will. I think it can be made fairly easy to have folks submit their car to be read on some kind of schedule (every other year?…

That’s a very low bar.

I think he’s fallen into a bit of a pattern for being “the bitchy gay [person/thing]” in every bit where he appears. It’s a funny schtick, and these bits are written pretty well, but he can do more. He’s got such great dramatic energy and comedic timing. I don’t think they’re being imaginative enough. They need to…

Aaaaah.

My god that was wonderful.