Wait a minute?! You mean to tell me that a very attractive woman has a boyfriend and doesn’t actually care about me, some random ass hole on the internet?! The audacity. The horror. How dare she have her own life outside of my desire to have sex with her despite not really knowing her and only being in love with the…

Some people need to spend less time on the internet.

It can't be, because I actually understand why this game is fun and enjoyable 

Or they could just stop racing at the same circuit they test on, one that’s known for having only 1 1/2 normal overtaking spots (unless your name is Alex Albon).

Same. It's also done that for me with the 'shop contests

These sites are getting unbearable, especially on mobile. I tried to skim through the “Best of” list for Switch and it caused Chrome on my phone to force quit. Twice.

Is there information on how much data a typical kotaku page uses? This page alone has 7 ads and an autoplaying video

Fine and dandy like sour candy! 

Wonder if this one will also be yet another case of poorly-implemented and controlled cloud services.

Maybe if they didn’t spend all their time going after modders and Youtubers they could have nipped this one in the bud before it leaked.

Agreed. It’d be really interesting if companies made some of their old consoles and games open source. They could still legally limit using it for profit but I’m sure there’d be a ton to learn.

My first thought when I read N64 was, “could someone have found the Earthbound 64 demo ROM?”

Mother fans waiting on Earthbound 64 Spaceworld Demo to release....

I bought those Hormel tamales once.  That will not happen again.

Oof, looks like cut-scenes from a Tales game, but not, like, a recent one.

Read the spoilers and my first impression is: damn that is one bold move.

Aye, but those are still scenes ripped out of the context that they would’ve otherwise had. 

The plot outline, sure.

It really sounds traumatic!