I’ll be skipping this one for the multitude of reasons that other people have already cited. I expect more from the biggest media franchise on Earth and I fear that supporting it will simply continue the downward trend in quality that the series has been experiencing since the jump to 3D. I don’t care if you buy it or…

GTS is not in it

Just like Madden and Fifa

Yeah its only double the price as last time, we should be grateful that we can’t use our favorite Pokémon.

Exactly. People are simply willing to look past the fact that the game is lackluster and bad for 2019 standards but because it’s Pokémon they’re willing to break out the rose tinted glasses.

The game is apparently dungeonless

Basically the model controversy stems from the fact that Game Freak officially said that the reason for so many Pokémon getting cut from the game was due to an emphasis on making new models and animations. The leaks revealed that they reused the same old 3DS models, proving that they lied about the reason for the cuts.

Yeah it’s not like we should expect more from the biggest media franchise on planet earth charging double the normal price of the series. We aren’t owed a damn thing, I honestly wish BOTW was worse because I don’t think fans deserve such nice games.

Wow I’m shocked this is having such a low-key release, I wonder why? I feel like Minecraft doesn’t lend itself well to an AR game. Also with half of the country experiencing snow they chose a bad time to release it.

It’s been a down year for memes compared to last year, but it seems to go in waves.

Where’s the live action remake??

I don’t know why I didn’t expect this. Maybe because it’s Disney and I just figured they had enough money to prevent it but I guess not.

I don’t remember the last time that I wanted a game to fail this badly, but I really want Sword and Shield to underperform. It won’t, but I really wish it would.

I don’t understand how anyone could defend a cheater

Everything 20 years old is cool again so yeah

“Meth-Racha” is gonna be my new band name

The place I work at only carries diet drinks (soda or other zero calorie things), water, and juices and I can confirm that it works. I can’t stomach the diet stuff so I drink water now instead.

I actually think they’re telling the truth. Modern Nascar fails at encouraging anything that they try to promote whether it be more entertaining racing or a good postseason format. If Nascar encouraged fighting there would be a wrestling ring at every track, they’d just remove some seats to make room for it.

Can I at least be ungreyed before the site shuts down?

First they came for Gawker, and I did not speak out-because I was not a Gawker reader.