Why would they accommodate someone who got up and walked away instead of calling an official over between matches to complain about the audience member? Smash always has the most extra shit.

This is what happens when someone is used to being at the front where people know how to drive moves to the mid pack and has to deal with the bumper car drivers. Perez probably thought he was his teammate and moved over to screw him.

“No it wasn’t us that colonized all those places, just the English.”

Every British English person knows that if a piece of dirt never had a Union Jack on it, it must be unexplored.

You can’t blame Lewis for this. Every British person knows that if a piece of dirt never had a Union Jack on it, it must be unexplored.

(Imitates Southern accent) If there be someone misrepresentin’ these here racin’ cars that...

I had to double check the date of the article, I thought I was reading something old

A physical release on the WiiU? At first I thought that was a typo. Why on earth are they releasing it there?

When I saw this on Twitter a few days ago, I thought, “This feels like something Banksy would do.”

$4,500 to fund a one-note joke game with a shelf life of the same three minutes it takes to play? Sign me up! Or can I just stroll on down to Spencer’s Gifts and buy it alongside all the penis-shaped pasta for bachelorette parties and blatantly misogynist t-shirt selections?

HEADS UP, the F1 TV thing is BS - they don’t actually broadcast the live races. Only replays and highlights and other garbage. Hence why it’s only $3.99/month.

But after estimated gas savings it’s only $7,721!

Me: “LOL, she’s looking for the engine!”

It’s got onions tied to the seatbelt, which is the fashion.

So encouraging people to quit smoking and switch to a product that doesn’t cause cancer and is far safer is something to be berated over? Don’t get me wrong, Philip Morris is a scum bag company and they are doing this for scum bag reasons, but they are encouraging the right thing, even if it is for the wrong reasons,…

This Laser is not to be confused with the similar-looking Chrysler Conquest that replaced it, by the way, which was a rebadged Mitsubishi Starion. Or the Plymouth Laser that came after that, which was a rebadged Mitsubishi Eclipse.

Theory #3: