Because the Delorean DMC-12 is, in actuality, a very slow car. Even by the standards of its own era. It was heavy and only had a 130hp V6. In other words, it’s not a good car for a chase or getaway.

It did in 19 dickety two.  We had to say dickety because the Kaiser took our word for twenty. 

Plenty of people prefer to play FPS on consoles, which is totally fine and valid no matter what snobs say. Plus I have a great gaming PC and I still prefer to play with controller sitting on the couch for basically every game but Civ, it’s infinitely more comfortable and relaxing. I spend all day on a mouse and…

Let’s interpret “pushed back” honestly: Cancelled.

But does it have a rechargeable battery this time? Or are we still supposed to us AA’s?

I knew if I waited just a short 15 years I’d eventually be able to play Shadow of Colossus for free.

“Why not make it a cool million?”

What is that, some kinda weave or something?

The point of this article was to complain about global warming.

I’m no scientist, but I’m pretty sure rally cars work on gravel just as well as snow.

You definitely have to swoop the controller upward while you press, to coax out that extra bit of jump height

So Warcraft 3:Reforged isn’t good?

All I want to know is when the Terminator shows up does the music go all "Dunna dunn dun dunn"?

Might be a good idea to tell us what platforms it’s on, pricing, and provide links to the storefronts. j/s

I’m not sure ‘super funny’ is the most appropriate phrase to describe this.

What broke?

That’s because California democrats are far too busy pumping money into ‘sanctuary cities’ instead of actual infrastructure. California is lost.

And protesting a cosmetic skin in a video game changes things for the better...HOW, exactly? “Awareness”? Okay. We’re aware. What else ya got? I haven’t heard anything yet about those in charge of such things in South Korea or elsewhere clamoring to change a dress code because people think a digital cosmetic reskin…

Ya I know they should have totally kept her in the skin tight latex suit she normally wears...