Forget the article. Where can I purchase these balloons for me to dish out some bad-parking justice?

“I don’t get why people in airports line up to board sometimes an hour before the boarding begins. I see that nonsense and head straight for the bar.”

I’m an avid user of my blinkers (and I do own a BMW as one of my cars), but Blinkers are a form of expression that must be used in such a manner.

Rolling flying coal.

The moon trips require a hugely expensive piece of equipment that’s real purpose is other stuff, like putting satellites in orbit. Supersonic air travel requires a plane with almost zero other utility. If you simply want to flay supersonic for the experience, the Russians will let you do flips and shit in a mig 29. If…

And the planes used to look like this when they took off too!

So, in what appears to be an effort to either drum up some good publicity or curry favor with her new Verizon overlords

Ignoring the original canon? Check

Apple stopped being innovate when Steve Jobs got too sick.

I’m jumping on board that gravy train, man. I’m quitting my job in the tech sector so that I can get one of them sweet, sweet typesetting gigs. For too long have we been oppressed by this super-convenient digital nonsense. Trump’s bringing back the days of moveable type and printing presses!

I look forward to a return of shoe-shine boys and elevator operators and gas stations where a whole team of attendants come out to service your car, all of which were replaced by the same economic and technological forces that reduced mining jobs in the coal and steel industries.

“problems he and the average American has only a slight understanding of”

There’s no coherent strategy here, just a series of uncoordinated armchair-quarterback solutions to problems he has only a slight understanding of.

“Revolutionary” is pretty much done and over when it comes to smartphones. We’ve reached a peak where only a few new features are going to be introduced and those new features will really just be progressive updates, such as resolution bumps or screen area. I have to be honest, if you have a good working phone from…

So basically, that light showed you how to get the absolute best and absolute worst fuel economy.

21658. Whenever any roadway has been divided into two or more clearly marked lanes for traffic in one direction, the following rules apply:
(a) A vehicle shall be driven as nearly as practical entirely within a single lane and shall not be moved from the lane until such movement can be made with reasonable safety.”
(b) O…

Pretty much this. Also make things rentable on Amazon and such, as opposed to requiring full purchases. Disney is notorious for this, but they also have been extending their streaming rights to more services (Netflix, now Hulu too I think) so there is that.

Just like spotify, netflix, and steam style services have absolutely decimated piracy numbers, the most effective way to combat piracy is to remove the incentive to pirate works. If you make it absolutely seamlessly easy to just pay a nominal amount of money for something, it actually works...

“Just because he had his blinker on doesn’t make cutting people off ok.”

Um...alright, you’ve stated your point, now cite me a law. Merging is considered a “best judgement” scenario. You find a gap, you take it, if no accident occurs, no laws have been broken. The only infraction the cop can issue is “Careless…

“but Toyota doesn’t have a z, or a gtr. they have the subaru engined, under powered coupe version of the mx5. The Maxima is better then Avalon, Altima is better then Camry. Trucks wise, yeah, Toyota kills Nissan trucks currently and the Corolla is arguably better then Sentra. The other cars from both companies are all…