Counterpoint: I can’t see his neck protruding, so it must be crotch.

Hey, there are a TINY (and i mean tiny) percentage of us that are self-aware.

This picture looks like Incognito is forcing Sir Patrick Stewart to give him a blowjob.

So were they biased towards his grit or his scrappiness?

No one likes you.

I AM A SNOW MAN

Dude...

Alabama got a bit confused on the 3/5’s compromise...

I don’t know what Trump’s complaining about. It’s just locker room talk.

More like he’ll need Poise because he just wet the bed.

Six of your Butt-22 are on the Chicago Bulls.

Thank you for helping prove a point that people will star something stupid thus making the comment system itself stupid.

Jet Fool puts belt on real seams.

Those Tampa defenders have bruised testicles this morning.

Thanks for letting us know which jokes are acceptable.

While the rest of the country plays “Duck, Duck Goose” we Minnesotans play “Tough and Rumble.”

Can’t spell Maraghy without Magary.

He looks more like a Kyle to me.

Also, the safety is the only play in football where players celebrate by impersonating the referee.

*cough* first downs and touchdowns *cough*