He’s not at all bothered by this. Now he can devote more time to his start up video game company.

WHY IS HE COVERING HIS HEAD? IS HE A MUSLIM?

How Peter King and a thousand hot-takers across the nation read this:

SEC speed.

Philadelphia fans can attest to the fact that Eagles can take your Spirit away.

Eric is me in any situation ever.

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Lilesa said he had considered Kenya or the United States if it’s not safe for him in Ethiopia.

wait, you think Brazil is the one looking bad here? lol ok

As an Olympic swimmer, Lochte has called the experience, “The second most painful Brazilian of my life,”

A history of oral with Manti Te’o’s girlfriend:

Mayers’ bathroom break strategy caught up to her once she took the job at Yahoo! as she immediately proceeded to shit all over it.

Man a third bone marrow transplant is pretty bleak. 3-6month expectation should be thought of as a sort of mean expected survival, so his chances of making it through the year could literally be 20% or 0.01% - not zero. Even with odds of 0.01%, it’s a possibility.

“We can’t go to North Carolina. They’re socially backwards and perverted for their stance on what goes on in the bathroom. Let’s go the Penn State.”

Do not Google “Bears in bathtubs” at work unless you work somewhere very progressive and/or somewhere in the midst of a bankruptcy.

Fuck geese. Goose is a trash bird. I hope it dies next time.

For baseball, I would only tweet the losses by the Cardinals, nothing more.

The Yard Goats played home games at Dodd Stadium in Norwich

Howard Ends, Ranked