“I’m just doing my job.” Now, where have we heard that before?

Everyone knows that, if you’re a football player that grows up and goes to school in Texas, that the alphabet is something you only learn if you decide to pursue a graduate degree.

I am humbled and gratified that this comment received 2,500 stars.

Goddammit why can’t Deadspin just stick to spor

Well, with all the injuries he’s had, he’s certainly not running away from basketball.

Eli, sadly, was not invited

Thanks for the input, Brian McCann.

HOT TAKE

OK, I’ll be that guy:

“Can we just admit at this point that no matter which way your political leanings go Obama has been an abject failure for your agenda”

First of all, the golf meme is getting old. I’m sure it probably came from whatever right wing propaganda you get your “news” from, but let me nip that thing in the butt: Obama took far, FAR fewer trips than GWB, Clinton, GHB, or Reagan. Its not that its a problem for a President to take a vacation: its a fucking…

Not really sure how you think doing good things makes him an abject failure?

I know some Jalops don’t want to hear it. But as someone who is old enough to remember the brown clouds and inversions from the 70's and 80's anything that slows Trump from being able to allow automakers to sell guzzling spewers without checks or balances is completely alright with me.

If he doesn’t clean up his act soon, he’s flirting with a multi-game suspension.

Really, this is not self-deprecation, it is called “living in Ohio”.

hate that guy who took the worst economy in the latter half of the 20th century and concocted the largest expansion of the economy ever seen in history despite a congress hell-bent on stopping any Obama triumph even if it meant the suffering of every American (and when interest rates were essentially at 0% - this is a…

Not all of us had the benefit of being alive 35 years ago. The time to stand and fight is, resoundingly, always.

If you’re spending any time on r/all... that’s the wrong way to reddit. I’ve whittled my front page down to subreddits like r/campingandhiking, r/personalfinance, r/nba, etc. It’s a useful tool if you curate it for yourself and I haven’t seen a single trace of r/the_donald all year.

This is certainly not a statistically representative sample of the military. But it is far from meaningless.