I just mentioned my favorite tweet of hers: Carry a bag of peas. Leave a pea wherever you go.

The worst thing about meeting different kinds of people is that you start to think of them as, in fact, people.

I’m mostly just jealous of that baby. His family seems awesome, and I can’t remember my grandparents as anything other than being 1000 years old, sitting on their living room sofa, and arguing about whether Milrose on the corner bought the yellow Plymouth in ‘57 or ‘58.

Everything is normal when you're one.

Also this:

Is micro cilantro just not fully grown cilantro ?

That’s still unproven to be the case.

I just created an account after YEARS of lurking, just to be able to respond to a fellow Buffalonian.

And she’s supposed to be the “nice” one.

I don’t think she is... a lot of women hate being called “ma’am”

Irregardless of the topic.

I learned addition and basic multiplication by playing cribbage, too. I think that cards used to be considered a common way to teach kids math. It is certainly more fun than standard methods, and to this day, I add to 15 faster than anyone I know.

Eating the ends and the sides of chocolate off before eating the full bar is just common sense. Skip steps 4 and 5 though, that’s madness.

Well you know what they say- If you’ve met one kid with autism, you’ve met one kid with autism. :)

Have you not seen Rise of the Planets of the Apes? Damn straight I’m going to open-carry at the zoo! How else will I sneak guns and ammo to the Chimp House? I, for one, welcome our new ape overlords.

Did it. was amazing. Would do it again.

POST MORE WHILE I CRY AT ONLY HAVING A YEAR LEFT OF HIM AS PRESIDENT!!!!