I don’t know your kids, or your dogs...but that’s why a plant is the litmus test. You can screw up kids and it’s not readily apparent until they do something like join a fraternity or buy a Hummer. Dogs are sorta the same deal. A plant though? Treat it poorly, don’t raise it right-dead.

How about a hammer, jeez.

or, just drill a straight enough hole. When has this ever been an issue for anybody? If precision is an issue, use a drill press. If you don’t own a drill press, chances are you are not the kind of person who needs perfectly drilled holes.

Make a (perfect)egg. Sounds simple, but the cooking of your basic fried or scrambled egg can teach you a multitude of cooking lessons.

I just made that move, with three dogs. This article is spot on, all good tips... I would add: get to know LaQuinta inns, cheap, pet friendly all the way across the country. We also put the dog’s normal kennel inside the cab of the vehicle, door open, bed inside, gave them a super secure place to go if they got…

Home Depot. Ask for cup hooks.

What was the treatment for this “overdose”?

He died the way he lived. By his own terms.

(sucks teeth) Nigga please...

Thank god for photoshop. Those befores just about made me puke.

You know it’s “fool proof” right?

Are you saying politicians are not out for the best interests of most Americans? even the democrats, the People’s party? No ducking way.

Eat a dick. I run a leaf blower everyday. No plans on stopping. Lots of things are bad for the environment. Children for example. If you have a child, you are an asshole. Cars for example. If you have a car you are an asshole. Stuff your concern for the world up your ass.

brine your turkey, yo. Basting...is for the birds.

Leave your furniture as-is, let natural selection sort it out.

That hurts my inner carpenter, in a big way.

At least we now know Where in the World Carmen Sandiego is.

We have totally bailed on paper towels. We use blue surgical towels. They are cheap, absorbent, reusable, etc. Someone in the medical field is our source (they include extra in surgery kits, and after they are opened they can't be reused, not sterile anymore), but they are available online.

I beg to differ, sir.

This. Douche bags have ruined hats for everybody.