Why? Because he wants to bring an ide he suggested to life? You realize this “dickbag” is allowing other companies to use the trademarked Hyperloop name with no intention of stopping them. This dickbag opened up Tesla’s patents to other companies to further the advent of electric cars. There are so many unconventional…

Savage Garden has released a statement:

He wrote this note while drinking a ch-ch-cherry cola...

Yes, you’re right. It definitely is not a sports entertainment promotion featuring musclebound men wearing sparkly spandex costumes slamming each other around for spectacle. It’s some whole other, more serious thing.

Pretty sure the scientific term is ‘cock-meat sandwich.’

“How many students said I exposed myself?” said Sharkey.

why would you just assume wolves can’t read?

I’ve been to Iceland AND Wyoming.

+1 Miami Sound Machine

He’s not your buddy, guy.

Erm, Boeheim

Seeing this as a metaphor for the current state of race relations is fucking killing me.

Yep.

Had a layover in Charlotte once, never again. The only redeeming factor is Bojangles in the terminal.

“Can you get a pile of guns?”

Being on scholarship at Boise State.

Thibs actually started yelling at Gordon for the shitty D.

I referred to a couple guys as “hipsters” the other day and boy did they get upset. Apparently the politically correct term is “conjoined twins”.

THEY STAYED AT THE WROHNG HOTEL!

Eh, your butt, it turns out, is pretty hardy. I had the same concern, and it is cold, but it’s not that bad. I am guessing there are fewer thermoreceptors in your anal sphincter than in your hands.

Eh, your butt, it turns out, is pretty hardy. I had the same concern, and it is cold, but it’s not that bad. I am…