As are all things in this stupid year of our stupid lord, stupid 2018.

I cannot tell if this is a serious comment or not.

I’m a Warriors fan and been one for most of my 50 years. But who is the intended audience of this drivel? No one I knows who supports the Warriors would find it appealing and i’d venture that my kids and their friends would also be hard-pressed to find a reader. Does this shit exist for every team?

Well you should be done if you can’t detect such overt sarcasm.

Green got himself ejected and I think he got exactly what he wanted.

Honestly, I had twitter years ago and gave up on it because I very much was the worst person when I used it. I recently gave up on facebook for similar reasons. Now all my online interactions are limited to e-mail and random sports pages comments sections where I sling half formed political ideas and dick jokes.
I’ve…

I wouldn’t know, nobody likes my comments.

I think you are downplaying the value of having a catch and shoot third option in Klay, who never needs the ball in his hands to be a threat. Lebron has never not been the first option for a team, do you honestly think he’ll be able to play off the ball effectively? And do you think that Steph or KD would be fine with…

This isn’t a problem if you never look up from your phone.

Absolutely. And it’s all shielded with an almost inarguable, impenetrable “this is for the good of my children, it’s not about race” (horseshit) idea, at least nowadays.

The historical driving force here may have been female purity/fragility. But I don’t think it is anymore. Because while Female purity/fragility may have been the ideal for white motherhood in the late 19th century, I think for a long time now there’s been a different ideal: That of the fearsome “mama bear.” (Retches.)

My take will be the same as it is now. I’m not going to watch this motherfucker.

Bob City!

Toucher & Rich?

People these days. All these snowflakes go right to their mommy blogs when I correct them on facebook by telling them, “Actually, your kid seems a little ‘cunty’.” Now I’m not welcome at Thanksgiving anymore. Did I make a big deal about it when their kid had an allergic reaction at my Super Bowl party? No. I told them…

Dead serious, it’s really nice to have a story that’s just, “omg, this game was fun as hell.” Maybe not all the time, but right now, especially with all the snark towards the Warriors and the unending bullshit with refs and players being dicks, it’s nice to be reminded why sports are just fun as hell sometimes.

Chris Paul is the leagues biggest asshole.

We need names, man! Names! Based on the teams you listed, I’m going to guess:

The reason I and many others have started coming around towards liking Cousins is that he and many others were finally dropping that bullshit victim narrative that was embraced during his time in Sacramento. It was a toxic situation sure, but no one looked good from it.

I think making one of these anagrams his nickname would be a mislabelling event.