Why on earth would I watch the bears?

I enjoy that this article inadvertently (or maybe on purpose!) asserts that Mitch Trubisky is not a skill player.

Omar Vizquel’s bare right hand belongs in the hall of fame, and if they have to drag the rest of his otherwise useless body in with it, so be it.

At 69 yards,

Since this quote is not from a baseball pitcher who specializes in offspeed pitches I really, genuinely, have no idea what he could mean *other* than “nobody touches my dick but Jesus.”

Not only are no force powers (including such mindblowing feats as “run” and “jump”) on display; the jedis employ idiotic battle tactics, and their lightsabers appear to like ... not do the thing that lightsabers actually do, which is slice through shit. There should be partially severed dinosaur appendages all over…

they’ll need to figure out whether having Carmelo Anthony at all is any better than simply not having Carmelo Anthony

It brings me no pleasure to say this, but we’re all probably going to spend a lot of time watching Duke games this year.

Why is this a story? McCollum is an elite sixth-year guard who scores 20+ a game and routinely makes even good defenders look silly. The above clips show a hapless idiot falling on his face trying to stay in front of a guy making some extremely basic basketball moves. The defender in question is a rookie who may or…

Instead, it was a “Beto’s going to win in shocking manner and YAAAAAYYYYYY :)))))“.

FL Senate

It’s interesting how everyone’s talking about how this is affecting KAT but meanwhile Wiggins has been worse.

Honestly I hope he’s not ready to come back all year, Damian Jones keeps being really good, and he wins a ring without ever taking those aviators off. Because frankly I fully expect that if he returns to the court he’s going to make them worse and revert to being a huge dick.

I understand why you’re struggling to imagine how the OP wasn’t counting to four but it’s still pretty hilarious that you imagined a world in which someone wasn’t counting James Harden among the Houston Rockets who qualify as “dickish teammates.”

Nah, he was correct about the exact same thing he’s been correct about for the last ten years - “millions of American racists will love me for armchair quarterbacking a successful black guy with a hard job”

Campaign Heidi is way fucking realer than Real Heidi

BART and the ferry building are less than a half-mile walk away

God, fuck this fucking guy so fucking hard.

Gore is gonna end his career 3rd or 4th in rushing and top 5 in total yards. He rushes for 1000 yards every year. He’s one of the best blitz pickup artists ever. He’s a sure-fire hall of famer.

Frank Gore is all of the stuff this piece says he is but also, one of the best blocking backs you could ever hope to watch. The dude never complains and runs hard as hell, but what he might be best at is annihilating pass rushers who thought they had a free run at the quarterback. Oh also while he may not catch…