in the one that appears to have only two people in the background, the short dude is walking behind the tall dude

Did his plastic surgery include, like, a head augmentation? He has the body-to-head proportions of my 15-month old, who only recently cracked the first percentile in weight even though he’s been like 60th %ile in head size all along.

If Trump and Co. weren’t so manifestly stupid it would be impossible to believe the notion that it took this goon squad until NOW to figure out that the WHOLE SLIMY FUCKING REASON Pence teamed up with them in the first place was to take a flyer on the possibility that he could wind up heir to the throne to a man so…

You’re wiser than I

Only a person who writes sentences as terrible as the above could have Kobe in the top 10.

He’s the most gifted and talented human being ever birthed. Go ahead, find me a counterexample.

Why you buying shitty bread that’s bad on its own?

I’m starring this comment in the fervent hope that you’re That_Other_Guy’s spouse

I’m not sure having the Daily Caller run a hit piece is “discreet” - but yeah, I think it’s safe to say there’s an effort afoot to smear Avenatti (and frankly, the guy seems pretty smearable, so it’s probably gonna get ugly.)

It has been clear for a while, and becomes clearer every day, that Avenatti is an ethically dubious guy with motives ulterior to his stated goal of helping an adult film actress publicize a story, and probably with allies whose relationship to that effort is highly tangential at best. That said, he seems to believe…

Assaulting the person investigating you for wrongdoing isn’t a good look for any suspect.

It’s Rosenstein, Comey and Sessions

The headline is a stretch - of course her bullshit doesn’t “admit” he knew - but the point is that her argument (which, of course, is bullshit because everything she says is bullshit) does imply that he had to know - this episode can only prove he can’t be bought if he knew of the attempt to buy him and acted without…

Do the assholes in these replies squabbling over Sikhs-are-not-Muslims-but-wait-some-Sikhs-have-also-been-terrorists-but-screw-you-that-was-one-time-a-long-time-ago not see that they’re ALL engaging in ugly racism?

I’ve said too much

To be fair they hired the right lawyer; Yoo had his psychopathic “if we pretend we’re at war then the president gets to be a maniacal tyrant” opinions already.

He taught there already; I took Con Law from him in fall 2000, and he’d been there since ‘93. Then he did a bunch of Con Law Knower spots on cable news during Bush v. Gore, they hired him to do their dirtiest work, and then he went back to Berkeley where I assume the student body hates him even more now than we did…

He insisted that the program, which included waterboarding, was “not torture.” He added: “A lot of people try to call it that, but it wasn’t deemed torture at the time.” “At the time,” is doing a lot of work in this sentence.

so if an immigrant is here, illegally, and kills someone, do you not think there is something wrong with that?

True, but if you can’t hate the (yes, extremely talented) guy who is a bigger jerk than all the other jerks with talent what are you even doing?