Are you suggesting that Michael Jordan did not (and does not still, to this day) exhibit “extreme antisocial attitudes and behavior and a lack of conscience?” Because that is what sociopathy means and it describes Michael Jordan pretty well.

Maybe ... he needs to start picking his spots more carefully

In other, late-breaking news, and I know this is going to come as a shock, but you guys - Devin Nunes is still fucking that chicken.

Fun, now he can trade amusing anecdotes with Warriors co-owner Peter Guber, who - little known fact - was in Moscow for the Miss Universe pageant (of alleged pee tape infamy).

yeah see this one is better because it involves an actual good basketball move

I mean I know “truthers are no fun” is a thing we like to say but he did in fact push off and he did not in fact do anything very impressive other than making the shot.

I am still the joyless turd who thinks none of these should be catches and the rule is just fine, for what that’s worth (which is not much because I have pretty much stopped watching the NFL)

Joke’s on him, I love wendy’s

The fat is the best part.

Sean Hannity thinks people in real life have the threshold for anger and offense depicted in the “Tastes great / Less filling” ads - I guess because he himself does?

and comedy

congratulations, you have found the one and only instance in which the jerk-store comeback is actually a better joke than the original insult

(and a terrible finisher at the rim anyway)

Arizona’s US Attorney seems to think it is wire fraud

Having went to a college with an emphasis on basketball

it’s not that hard to figure out your situation - you just have good taste in people and very bad taste in sports

Well to be fair there is at least a halfway plausible argument that the summer games aren’t “boring.”

Most of the ones they already have suck! The problem you have observed, far from an argument for your actual thesis, is a good argument for “there should not be a winter olympics.”

That’s true; neither is the one in the correct picture, because it’s called a fucking Canada Goose.

“At least it wasn’t the compulsory, amirite?” Scott immediately regretted the crass joke.