I’m excited for the Statue of the Unicorn

like the totally on-board and content wife she is

I almost included a ;) but I didn’t think even a director of two theatre companies could take himself so seriously not to understand that it was just a dumb joke

You are really dedicated to spreading this particular gospel

I run two theatre companies ... And I’m just fine ...

I saw a lot of dudes smoke their way into bad grades and out of university.

on-brand for obnoxious talk radio persons or for small children?

“ish” was the key word.

(shhh ... don’t tell him ...)

Hell yeah. I almost went to this game and when Steph hit that go-ahead three I was so pissed I hadn’t. One of the best games of the season so far. Not sure why the Warriors have this “no defense in the first quarter” policy but it makes the rest of the game exciting.

This would have been a pretty good Kevin-McHale-post-moves-truthers troll except those dudes don’t click on the web blogs

When Steph Curry was at his terrifying best one sometimes got the sense that, no matter where he was or what direction or how fast he was moving or what position his body was in, he always had precise knowledge of where the hoop was and how to get the ball into it. Sometimes Federer gives one the same sense with…

Nice try but you clearly just photoshopped a Messi highlight to look like a video game

In my opinion the fact that Boogie was unable to go a week without having a temper tantrum because he was on an awful team with a shitty coach says plenty about his character.

I posted the names elsewhere. They are: Chris Paul, James Harden, Blake Griffin, Lebron James, JR Smith, Matthew Dellavedova, Kelly Oubre.

Steph Curry still ruining the game’s youth

No one’s trying to convince you, they’re telling you you’re dead wrong.

I didn’t specify a context. I think he is an asshole, full stop. His game has a lot to do with it. Incidentally, if I gave a shit about having an argument about this I could maybe be convinced to drop him from my “worse than Draymond” list. CP3, never.

I don’t know why people keep trying to convince me I’m wrong ... I have acknowledged Draymond is one of the league’s biggest assholes, I’m happy to concede that homerism might inform my opinion that the league has several other players who are worse, and I’m not trying to convince anyone of anything. (Though if…

I forgot about the Knicks - thanks deadspin!