Off the Wall is the better album but Billie Jean is the best song from either.

Chaz Reetz-Laiolo

Some of what is being said about me is untrue or mischaracterized, but there is enough truth in these stories to make me feel embarrassed and ashamed.

the wheels of justice turn slowly ...

Meanwhile, Mrs. Vickers, we’re pleased to report that we found your lost child and your husband’s stolen grey suit.

It’s not.

Um. The headline isn’t ‘catchy.’ It’s a dry recitation of the news on which it reports. As is the story itself. Withdrawing from the coalition is the thing that they did. Tom is reporting news clearly and succinctly, with copious citation to original sources. Nowhere does he imply that Reid and Thomas have abandoned…

Inspired by the boldness of this take by the famed det-devil-ails, I, the esteemed Nine Bill Muellers, am hereby announcing that it is my official position that the Portland Trailblazers did not make the optimum choice in the 2007 NBA draft. #imcallingit

“This game is so fucking easy to win, you just hand the potato to the — FUCK!!!!!!!!”

The more you understand cryptocurrency, the more you understand its an absolute revolution against fiat currency/corrupt governments/greedy banks, etc. . Like it or not, its the future.

Ding ding ding!

He has probably heard recently about this sort of thing, and is a tiny bit wondering if maybe somebody faked the Access Hollywood tape (what with the swiss cheese brain), but also half thinking it might be useful for the cult members to get used to the idea that compromising recordings of their leader are liable to be…

Good chyron: “Klay Thompson, NBA Player”

I love that Pink and Orange took themselves out with fear alone.

My schadenfreude-induced boner will last more than four hours, and no, I won’t call my doctor.

I’m enjoying watching the neck-and-neck race for stars between this stupid, tired 69 joke and my very lengthy, nuanced reply elsewhere in the comments to this article.

Alright, my bad I guess. But I don’t understand what place that acknowledgment had here. No one was advancing “the idea that men are never coerced or manipulated into not using condoms.” If you read my earlier comments as somehow pushing back against that straw man, you misread me far worse than I misread you.

One interesting aspect of this is that we don’t actually know whether Congress has the power to do this. And the only way to find out is for them to enact such a law and for the President to go ahead and first-strike nuke someone. At which point we’ll have bigger things to worry about than the separation of powers…

Well, whatever you call your obtuse effort to coopt my comment to promote your shitty MRA take, I don’t like it.

Um, sexless? Huh? Long Duk Dong was the only guy in Sixteen Candles who definitively got laid. (Yes, we’re ultimately supposed to believe Farmer Ted also got laid, but neither person actually remembered it.)