You lost me at “I say this as a heavy Twitter user,” because unless you are a public figure or journalist, what that means to me is “I say this as a self-important asshole.”

They are getting closer and closer to an idea I had years ago - you make a plaster mold of your face, they send you back a customized, 400-blade razor shaped exactly like your face. Put your face in it, move it 1/8 of an inch, and you’re done!

They are getting closer and closer to an idea I had years ago - you make a plaster mold of your face, they send you…

I came to say the same thing. Sadly, they are retired ...

Your take is essentially right in my opinion. Good analysis here, and here’s the money paragraph:

Let me also be clear in saying that if Trump and/or his associates would knowingly collaborate with a foreign government is another matter that is not only impeachable/criminal but is also unmitigated treason.

Manafort’s PR lawyers have their work cut out for them - here’s their client doing his best to answer a SOFTBALL question on whether Trump is tied to Russian oligarchs:

That’s the thing about conspiracy theories - actual conspiracies, while rare, do occur

1. Being hit by a bus.

The real story here is that Trump’s recognition of women “around the world” on “International” Women’s Day is a complete BETRAYAL of America First. SAD!

Honestly this whole story hardly even strikes me as news. “The CIA and the FBI and the NSA have very, very sophisticated ways of spying on anyone they want to spy on” is something I’ve assumed true for as long as I’ve known what those letters stand for. That the details of some of those methods have been made public…

I clicked not knowing whether this would be about boxing or Trump. I read it and realized it was about boxing. Then I finished it and realized that it was about Trump.

Yes, and he is doing so in a spectacularly stupid way - by making wild-ass accusations about something *directly related to the very same fucking controversy*!!

Not just the hospitality industry - the casino part of it. Seriously. Deadspin had a piece by a boxing trainer about a time Trump and some goons tried to meet Floyd Patterson; reading that piece it is impossible not to conclude that Trump is deeply mob-connected.

I watched the video; that is definitely what he was saying. Graham is not stupid; he knows that if the possibilities turn out to be that one of either Barack Obama or Donald Trump was being idiotically careless with the law and his words, the answer is it was Donald Trump.

When the bar is set underground, tripping and falling across the ditch wins you the high jump!

I like that you threw in Canadian and “Russia” [sic] and Polish to, you know, whitewash it.

This is bullshit. By net rating the Warriors are significantly better compared to the rest of the league this year than they were last year. Their win-loss record last year was astounding even given how good they were. Steph’s stats this year are comparable to his first MVP season; it’s no surprise that he’s not…

These shooting numbers are objectively terrible and they should unnerve Warriors supporters.

So glad to see Chaffetz calling for recusal - I’m sure he’ll have Special Prosecutor Giuliani appointed in no time!

What’s not reported here is the grade of the sprain/tear. Sounds unlikely it’s grade 3 (full tear) because they’d probably have used the word “tear” instead of sprain, but that’s not for certain. The difference between grade 1 or 2 is sort of arbitrary.