While I’m sure my views on the immigration laws and their enforcement wouldn’t surprise (or please) you, my comment didn’t address that - I was just pointing out that it shouldn’t be surprising that immigration cops would be gleeful about their newly expanded directives. But you should take note that this story is…

Most cops became cops to get bad guys, and they will always err on the side of assuming that a maybe-bad guy is a bad guy. And it takes a special breed to go into ICE enforcement, since by definition every arrest you make rips a human being away from his life and family. Yeah, don’t expect anything but quickened…

Spicer, earlier in the day, doubling down on denials that campaign officials had contact with Russia: “There’s nothing that would conclude me that anything different has changed with respect to that time period.”

Porter Wagoner’s “The Cold Hard Facts of Life.” Technically she doesn’t become his ex until he kills her.

“Caleb Meyer” by Gillian Welch is an egregious oversight.

If anyone in the NSC has any brains Rick is out of that job and on another continent already. But that’s a substantial if.

Exhibit A was when he went on TV five seconds after the pussy tape and sanctimoniously declared “I’m out” ... and then jumped right back in when it was clear Trump was not going anywhere.

It just occurred to me that Pence has no grounds on which to protest when he is called a motherfucker.

Meanwhile, Jason “I’m Out” Chaffetz won’t investigate because “It’s taking care of itself.”

Would you want to associate with him? Why not? Because you’re not terrible.

You lost me at “a minority.”

This is good. This is the all-time champion of the hate-bituary genre, at least until Donald Trump gets the fuck off this planet.

people will laugh and/or roll their eyes at this, but there is strong correlation between cocaine abuse and narcissistic personality disorder, and there is zero doubt in my mind trump suffers from the latter.

It’s actually more sinister than that. Trump himself is not sinister, he is an idiot with terrible values and no principles. But those pulling the strings (also unprincipled with terrible values, but with at least a few brain cells) were very calculating about Gorsuch, because they know that many, many of their…

I am on record as fucking hating Twitter since day one. It is everything shitty about the internet all wrapped up in a nice little package: it perpetuates the bullshit idea that the ideas of average schmucks deserve the same attention as those of trained experts; it laughably pretends that attempting to show off…

Get out of here with your well-considered, nuanced reasonableness - don’t you know this is the internet?

Yes, that was idiotic. On the other side of the ball, as someone who truly did not care who won the game, I was very disappointed that Belichick didn’t dial up a fair catch kick on the final play of regulation. It would have been a 75 yard field goal attempt with a running start and no blockers. Put your kicker,…

Counterpoint: Prachi managed to go 18 straight sentences without a grammatical or syntactical error; you packed four or five into one.

He’s also, per one pretty well-investigated report, maybe connected to the guy who maybe was the bag man for Russia maybe bribing Trump with a lucrative commission on a huge, untraceable energy deal (which was predicted months in advance by the golden showers dossier, whose author has gone into terrified hiding after…

As long as we’re piling on Tom Brady, let’s not forget that for years, he’s gladly pocketed the full salary a star quarterback of his caliber can demand while the rest of his team took less than full value so they could pack their team with talent without exceeding the salary cap.