Albert, I love you and your writing, but - hear me out here, please - David Graham is right.

Spicer’s job is to sow chaos, confuse the masses and undermine the very notion that societal institutions - governmental or otherwise - can be trusted. He’s excelling at it.

Over the weekend, not just the NYT but also NPR used the word “lie” repeatedly. Hopefully that will continue so long as the lies continue.

That’s what twitter is, all the time.

No NBA man is less likable than Chris Paul. He cannot be liked.

Pretty much a moot point given the update that the suit was filed in New York and not California, but your statement about California law and polygraph testing is very misleading. Evidence Code 351.1, the rule relied on in the site you linked to, is only applicable in criminal cases and actually sets inadmissibility…

Hey Jason - how are your efforts to look your 15-year-old daughter in the eye going these days?

I see you also dabble in puns

This is part of Steph’s pregame “pantomime other sports” routine that he does cross-court with Ian Clark before every game. Bowling, baseball, football, soccer, discus throw, shot-put, volleyball, etc... Now that hating the Warriors is the hip thing I’m sure many commenters find this childlike playfulness to be the…

Thanks to Berman I’ll always be reminded of the Browns any time I hear the phrase “the enemy,” any time ever for the rest of my life.

It seems like the optimal strategy would be to hoist the bike over your head and just intentionally slide down on your ass, no? I’m surprised not to see more people doing that.

But ultimately, what ultimately happened in the end?

Yeah but does California really count as America? Because if not - and as a Californian I’d kinda like to think we don’t - then Trump won by 1.4 million.

Is it a worse idea than Twitter?

Holy Privilege! What a dick Grayson is!

I feel like God maybe would have made the shot

Yep, your math checks out - had he been single-covered for at least part of that game, there’s no way he wouldn’t have scored the 46 points he would eventually have needed to bring his season average up to 30.

@SInow is at out of touch as the rest of the media!! Lebron was down 3-1 but I showed elections are a GAME and I came back against bigger odds to WIN! Sad!

It’s too bad the race for the division title is still technically not mathematically over, because I think it would be hilarious if the Rams’ three remaining opponents threw their games and then went in together on a very nice plaque commemorating the 2016 Los Angeles Rams’ 7-9 season under Head Coach Jeff Fisher.

Under what circumstances, if any, should I smoke two joints?