Orlando should’ve called more timeouts to stop momentum.

If he cares about not looking stupid then he is doing it wrong. (Indeed, I am 100% convinced that he intentionally makes himself look stupider than he actually is.)

I agree with most of this, but how on motherfucking earth can you possibly say he’s “not a very good” huckster? He huckstered his way to becoming President of the Motherfucking United Fucking States. He is, if he is nothing else at all, a very good fucking huckster.

I really don’t know who to blame for the culture of whininess that pervades the Clippers organization. It was there before Doc. Chris Paul and Blake Griffin are the least likeable duo of awesome, otherwise-fun-to-watch basketball players ever assembled. Their default reaction to all adversity is the toddler pouty…

The ejection was bullshit, but the Clippers are stupid if they don’t realize they’ve brought this on themselves.

So apparently it’s not so much “liar, liar” as it is “liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar,…

Sheed and KG sitting in stuffed chairs talking after GSW-OKC - TNT’s postgame show just got significantly awesomer.

What, Jack Dorsey’s idea for Twitter wasn’t boring enough?

Having grown up in Northern California in the ‘80s, you’ll never convince me that any swing was ever as pretty as Will Clark’s.

I haven’t followed this Baylor story at all but can we talk for a second about how stupid and antiquated the term “regents” sounds?

But just think of how bad you can hurt the guy’s family - they’re at home watching TV and the first they learn of their loved one’s death is when his still-bleeding corpse shows up on the doorstep. That’s next-level cruelty and I for one applaud it.

Rod Beck.

I prefer to read it as sarcasm in the “thanks, Obama” vein. I know that’s not what she meant but I think my way is better.

I don’t know ... I’m having a hard time picturing this nice woman peeing all over an Atlanta gas station.

Hey, remember the time Ryan Howard also didn’t swing? Remember how butt-hurt Brian Hickey was about it? Those were good times. Too bad he isn’t here to be butt-hurt about it all over again, and too bad he (or Deadspin) has whitewashed his petty, irrational homer comments from the story.

Even staying within the same family I’d have had him behind six - your five plus Jenna. And I wouldn’t have had him seventh, because until a week ago (holy shit has it only been that long?) I was blissfully unaware of his existence.

If we’re merging states my motives are entirely political and biased - just merge the neighboring red states with the smallest populations, as their electoral and congressional power are outsized thanks to the Connecticut Compromise. So let’s go with merging the Dakotas, Montana and Idaho, and Wyoming and Nebraska.  

If “eliminate” means let them split off and form their own country, I vote for California, Oregon and Washington.

Under Rule 12-7-13.3(c), “shooting a bow and arrow” is a special case of the more general “giving one’s opponent the business.” Everyone knows that’ll get you 15 yards every time.

Ties were not uncommon occurrences back in the old days