This Rockets-Clippers series is deeply unsettling in so many ways. I could name some of them but it would only make me more depressed.

You seem to have missed this:

“Reggie, did you really just mean to say that Anthony Davis is a better basketball player than Steph Curry?”

Two on the schwanz, one in the bronze

Does this count as a play?

It was Edward G. Robinson, not George C. Scott - but he was right about <i>Kid Galahad</i>. Too bad he got the Elvis remake and not the original. Hopefully he's managed to track it down since.

> He was never on a great team

Should've trod better.

BRONC

WONK

CONCH

I'm guessing the white guy is also Jewish.

All the above says is "investigators have been trying to talk to him, with no success." You're suggesting that he's under some obligation to answer the phone, call them back, or walk on in to the station. This is false. (See Justice Harlan's concurring opinion in Terry v. Ohio - police officers have a right, just…

Thanks for the tip. Now can you help me figure out which disadvantaged group to make fun of when someone uses terrible syntax, grammar and logic all at once?

Of course it is; they can't see you doing it. (Seriously - in what way, exactly, does the post make fun of blind people?)

> Going to your closer gives you the best probability of not losing in the 9th inning, but it makes it more difficult to win ...

Or Rudy Martinez

No DJ Jazzy Jeff & the Fresh Prince?

An NFL spokesperson fired back: "I can't remember the last time I saw a study with conclusions this shaky and reasoning this weak."

Okay, you think the justice system's approach to this case and to cases like it generally is inadequate. Fine, though I'll add that generally speaking, DV is far from easy to address adequately for a variety of reasons. But don't call it "a free pass from consequences" when he got exactly the consequences that…