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I’m in San Francisco and have had a hard time finding even rubbing alcohol, little less hand sanitizer. I bought my BF an alembic still for Christmas a few years ago (which he really wanted, but has used like maybe twice) and I joked with him that he’s going to need to distill down some cheap vodka to get it up to the

She’s also cruel. The business model of America’s Next Top Model was to take a bunch of desperate and unworldly girls who were realistically never going to make it as high fashion models, and then oversell them on an impossible dream in order to manipulate them into accepting being tortured and humiliated on TV. The

Hon hon hon

I mean she probably deserves this fame because she’s figured out the art of cooking in a cramped NYC kitchen, on a budget limited as much by space as her salary, using only ingredients that fit in her tiny-ass cupboards and fridge. Those constraints are what make her recipes almost universal. Me, I just make

Please take this comment back to 1997 where it belongs.

Not sure if this qualifies as ‘in an ex’s house’, but it was on his body, so I’m going to go with it. Towards the end of our marriage my ex husband got a tattoo on his right pec of his dead grandmother. In the tat, his grandmother looked like she had a stroke. She did not. That lopsided tat didn’t do a THING for me,

A shopping cart. This guy I was dating lived in a horrible hovel with only a tub and no shower and so.many.roaches. He also had a roommate who sat in the dark watching TV as we passed through the living room to the bedroom. There in the dark, dank living room was a shopping cart. Just right in the middle.  It was

Wow you are shit human being.

I used to hook up with a guy who lived in the attic room of this crust punk house (meaning he had a peaked ceiling). On one half of that ceiling there was a massive painting of a creepy clown face. It looked like it had been painted with spray paint by someone who was on some really, particularly awful drugs. His

OoOooOoo... I experienced the trifecta. I went home with a man who had 
1. a GIANT acrylic painting of Bob Dylan hanging above his couch that he had painted himself
2. only had AXE body wash products in his bathroom (this was early 2000s when it still smelled like gasoline and teenage angst)
...yet I persisted (*shrug*

Embarrassment, lack of insurance, unable to get a referral to a dermatologist, being told that there’s nothing to be done by a GP.

What. The. Hell. First off, Finn is 1000% horny on main in The Force Awakens. And Rey and Kylo Ren are a hair’s breadth away from straight up psychically fucking for most of The Last Jedi. Those movies are hella horny.

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

when I was a senior in high school I thought guy my age who dated freshmen girls were creeps, so this is/ yeah.   Although once the younger person is 35 or so, I am more inclined not to judge.

What internet do you subscribe to because my Twitter and Instagram is full due t it being specifically where people go to complain about their jobs.

The tea is that Janelle and Tessa were avoiding each other at the Met Gala, while Japita were super sensually touchy-feely at the afterparty.

That’s exactly what I thought. I was really hoping for some Phyllis Nefler tributes and I’m very sad that isn’t going to happen.

I had assumed that the theme was camp as in summer camp. And I am disappointed to learn that it’s not.

This is how I saw it as well. It was too on the nose, and too “Internet” based. 

She’s only been AG for 2.5 years. So your circumnavigating the world for that reach that is not ironic at all is just well terrible. Smollett was not let of the hook for “BREAKING REALLY IMPORTANT LAWS” he was let off the hook arguably because someone recognized the severe imbalance of dedicating resources, energy and