shhh noo...you should go on ask a manager and see if you identify with any of the letters or presume that all mysterious letters are from your co-workers and then go back and refresh jezebel. 

Haha maybe...

I would probably spend my time refreshing jezebel in hopes that someone documents the purge, while a full box of cooked macaroni and cheese rests on my belly. Also probably rage on twitter. 

I played season 2 yesterday for background noise as I washed the dishes and it was enjoyable. It’s fiction and captures a weird time of the early aughts. I was late to the game and didn’t see an episode until 2007 but I do remember, the vh1 series, “Can’t Catch a Date,” which was supposed to be like Sex and the…

“Let’s get it on, and Marvin Gaye...” That my friend, is the worst lyric I have ever heard crooned. It encapsulates the appropriation and bastardizes R&B all in 8 words and don’t get me started on Bruno Mars.

Right?! Why so far down the page?

Right?! Why so far down the page?

In the “fight” video, there is a young dark haired man egging her on and feeding her lines. I felt bad for the kid, she looked so uncomfortable.

Doesn’t it feel like everyone on his, “team,” is entering the early stages of dementia? Or is it all just ego, or both?!

The least they could do is provide a loaf of bread to the peasants ahem I mean commoners. It seemed like an interesting idea but now I would hate to be 1 of 1200 rounded up and contained like cattle for the sake of a photo-op.

NOPE, NOPE, NOPE. We have more than enough here, thank you! Lake Merritt Rats, Marina Rats, FiDi Rats, last thing we need is a rat from New York. Send them to the heartland and describe them as rescue cats, they’ll never know.

Wow...WOW, Hazel. This article has me dead. Never in my life did I think Jezebel would do an article on Bossip, and it’s pretty amazing.

This movie was entirely too long and Michelle was hilarious. Her co-stars shined and I wish they were incorporated more into the story. Just wait until it comes out hbo and I say this not feeling one or another about Amy herself. It was just a very long one-woman show with some small features that look more like…

I just find it funny that Kim was all over Khloe’s baby shower, it really makes me think of the company she keeps as well that baby’s extended family and their perspective of race relations. Also can we just also talk about how shady the camera crew was during the entire filming of the reunion and how Andy finally…

The opposite of hate is apathy, which is clearly demonstrated by Sally Kohn and Algonquin Books. Kohn’s actions are purely reactionary and she is really trying to preserve her marketability as a “woke,” pundit. The crazy thing is, is that Sally Kohn will be forgiven and she will do the rounds of apologies and Aminatou…

If only.

No worries, you to can wear the clothes if the stars

It’s that and everything that is lycra and jersey fabric.

If she filled in those eyebrows a little more and threw on some fashionova and a fur, we will have a doppelgänger on our hands.

She looks like a blond Kim Kardashian.