Sapporo Ichiban Noodle reigns supreme in the instant ramen noodle game. Top ramen can kick rocks. To answer her question, I put bok choy, green onion, cilantro, and shaved ginger root in my ramen medley.

Thank you! If anything happens to me in Florida, I hope this thread is quoted on Jezebel in its entirety :D

I am excited but I have to say that the move will be more challenging to me politically, it’s really easy living in a place that has the same political leanings. Maybe I’m overthinking it.

That’s a relief. I do listen to public radio and that was one of my main concerns! I’m moving towards the riverside area, which I was told fits my “lifestyle” but we’ll see. Thank you for asking my future fellow floridian...( i think think that’s correct) :D

Jacksonville. The job market looks okay and while I love Oakland, I just can’t afford it anymore. I might be answering the wrong question.

It’s like a mashup up Kardashian and ASOS and all the bad instagram designers selling flowly dresses, lycra, and all things jersey. Have you ever seen instagram makeup outside of the nordstroms’s mac counter and in the daylight?! It’s wild...and you can scrape it with a butter knife.

Yes. I believe the kids call it squad goals. I swear each one of them looks like either a kardashian or one of her “really close” friends. I wouldn’t mind recreating a decent brow though.

Very much so. The kid is wild.

I think it’s sweet that Milania shaves her dad’s back. Like a weird bonding session. You have to be gentle with shears.

zaammn zadddy. That’s all I have for Diplo and today.

I really want a diamond ring without the attachment. Saving this for my future purchase

I’m here for it, I’m overdue for a cry.

The one on the left can swim my way.

Is the mobile site acting up for anyone else?

I am leaving the bay area because I realized I am not cut out for the rat race it has become. I don’t think I can write 750 words on why I am leaving other than I’m too poor and not ambitious enough for my hometown. But I’m moving to Florida so there is nothing really to brag about.

That father is THE WORST. I’m just so angry at the two of them for raping her. Angry at the father for taking advantage of a teenager and teaching his son that rape is okay. I never have trusted adults that hang out with 18 year olds. Throw the booked at them especially the father.

Yes! It just made me think of bonobos.

Thank you for the link,You are doing the lordt’s work. I choked on my coffee when I read this quote

You animal. I cannot unsee this, now I must share it with all of my unsuspecting friends. What in the world did I just watch, I need a where are they now segment? I wonder how the consummation went? So many questions...

If you have a bloody nose or large open wound they work well. Or if you have a friend who is shedding their uterus lining, they will work too. If you’re camping they work as make shift water filters. There are so many reasons why a person who does not menstruate should have tampons.