Fantastic.

A little higher and to the left next time. Then, and this is key, you don't just settle for the three tickets. Pull real slow and steady, and you will own that fucking souvenir shop.

the court has refused to lower the bail amount

This looks eerily like the transcript of the beginning of Troy Aikman's post-game press conference following Super Bowl XXVIII:

"Au jus? Where?" — Leon Lett

"As you were, inner Jet."

"As you were, Mr. Sweat."

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Dumb luck may have delayed elimination for these guys, but it was sheer determination when I won that Wii and narrowly avoided death by hyponatremia.

Much better than my lame Talking Heads joke, now redacted ...

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It was the persistent overuse of the phrase "tight end with a bronze star" that doomed Allen Ginsberg's brief, little-known foray into sculpture criticism.

Melsheimer does concede that he does not expect the motion to be granted, which is why he has his associates working hard on motions in limine to exclude proffered expert testimony from plaintiffs' witnesses Ricketts, Sterling and Bialystock.

Nick Hundley is still mad about the strikeout - he never got his rerack.

Not to worry - the Yankees aren't playing favorites this time around. Barring injury, they expect to announce the "AROD 666" campaign some time in late 2012.

It was in 1980 that the Giants' clubhouse first started expecting everyone to show up an hour before Stretch. The resulting paradox drove McCovey insane, and he lost all focus. After batting just .204 with one home run in 48 games, the original "Big Mac" called it quits and checked himself into a mental institution.

... bats, balls, license plates and necklaces made by two dozen M.L.B. licensees.

In the long run, this sham isn't harmful.

Little known fact though - of all the items on the menu, the Chad Pennington is the one most often eaten in its entirety by the customer who ordered it. So while it is almost universally regarded as poor, or average at best, it somehow manages to have the highest completion percentage.

Upon arrival, police located one vehicle off the road and in the woods that was fully engulfed in flames.