"How emburrissing."

Fitting tribute to Teddy Ballgame yesterday by the Sox, getting eliminated from playoff contention on the 50th anniversary of the final game of their greatest hero who never won them anything.

"As the Giants slip away" is the working title of The Masked Man's book of essays.

Hey Upper Deck blog - try to stay on topic, wouldja? I mean seriously ... sorry, lost my train of thought, I was looking at this Renaissance midget porn over here. What were we talking about?

@PolkPanther: The look on her face says no, but her microphone says YES.

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: +1

our philosophy is all about the ball

This is a great interview. There are some great quotes in there, really great. That's a great point about Earl, he did make a great catch and a great break, it was a great pick. Great great great.

"Well done by us!" joked Storm

Bit of a shorter funbag today.

Come on, get your uniform dirty, Sanchez!

For some reason Lamar's friends and family aren't excited about his new website Kissing Khloe Kardashian.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Damn you!

Carrie Bradshaw has already reserved the NYTMARE plate, just in case she ever gets a job at the big newspaper.

Pictured: Qatar's new "Hungry Bear Stadium."

I happen to think Marshawn Lynch looks slightly Rubbish ... but mostly it's the hair.

"So coach, is it true that Kim Jong-Il subjected your team to public humiliation and sent you to a forced labor camp after your poor World Cup performance?"

Head first, neck first, balls first—it really doesn't matter.

Hey, you know what's embarrassing? Getting shut out by the Orioles.

@sweatingmullets: Not Zero bars?