I swear, half the reason I stay married is so I won't have to deal with bullshit wedding expectations again.

"""WHEN WILL THE MURDER END!?"""

MRAs have girlfriends and sex?!?!?!?!?!?!

Roger Ebert, on Anne Bancroft and Mrs Robinson:

Look, everyone. Proof.

yes:(

was... :(

Mel Brooks is a Lucky man.

it's cute how men think we still sweat them at 42. at 42, you're using them for their best parts and tossing out the bare bones when you're done with the meat lolololol. you stop wasting your time crying over their dumb asses and only keep them if they're fun :)

Joan Crawford definitely managed to juggle motherhood and a career!

*shakes head* Like, the world is in any danger of running out of people to populate it anytime soon. Oy.

So Sigourney did need a child—to remind her of the basic manners and courtesy most people learn when they're children. Hepburn was already a class act.

I thought Rachel Roy or Rhianna were Jay's side chicks?

A gap year would be fabulous, and I plan on recommending it to my niece who will be a sophomore in high school next year. They really expect a 17 or 18 year old to know what they want to do with the rest of their lives? How, when they probably have little to no exposure to the most lucrative careers that are…

reminds me of an ad looking for egg donations in my college's paper back in the day - $100,000 for a donor who has perfect SAT scores, plays college sports, and is over 5'9 with blond hair. I always hoped that couple ended up with a short brunette who hated sports and flunked out of calculus.