Hands up! And I'm white. I didn't get to slap anyone. But I don't have to go to that family Xmas party anymore.

She beat an elderly man with a brick for no reason...I’ll take immigrants over homegrown assholes any day.

I was on that conference call.

Yeah, this is way more troubling to me than the gratuitous N-bomb.  "Look, I'm not actively *murdering* black people, what more do you want?"

“We now go live to But What About Colonel Sanders Stadium”

And now we wait for the white smoke to rise from the pizza oven, indicating the selection of the new Papa John

The pizza dominoes quickly started to fall:

He was not a good person. No. Sit down.

This wasn’t a tragedy, this was a lesson. If you want to prove to people that you aren’t a piece of shit, you better do it while you’re alive.

wtf you can not be serious

First they came for the edgy editorial cartoonist, and I did not speak out because I was not an edgy editorial cartoonist.

SITC had no Black characters of substance for the exception of Blair Underwood for a few episodes. If it wasn’t the Cosby show or Hawk (loved that show no matter how short-lived), there wasn’t melanin on tv. In the movies we had Carl Weathers and Wesley Snipes. It was a terrible time if you were looking for Black…

First apologize to The Central Park Five, then to Barack Obama and then go fuck yourself. Note to Trump we aren’t Fox News viewers

I left roller derby, for which I was a NSO, after being told that if I don’t like the male skater/photog who raped me, that I just don’t have to talk to him, but they like his photography and he’s a dues-paying member, so I, as a non-paying, non-skating official, could go fuck myself. He even gave them a written…

I get so angry these days whenever I hear some jackass complaining about how “nobody knows what the rules are for dealing with women now!”

Black people cannot be racist. The same way you fuckers cannot season anything right, despite invading half the world looking for spices.

45 convincing folks that he, a native New Yorker billionaire (allegedly) born with a silver spoon in his mouth, who touts his Ivy League education every chance he gets, who famously straight up doesn’t pay the “little guy” workers he employs and who literally lived in a golden tower, is the voice of the working class…

It’s because the entire Trump family doesn’t actually have any real money.

I got a strong alt-right “white pride” vibe from them. What real Irishman would have bought a fucking grocery store cake when they could have bought more beer that was on sale right next to it?

Way too many 12th generation Irish out there getting super nationalistic on St. Patrick’s day. I already have depression, translucent skin, a short temper, and alcohol issues; I don’t need a day to wallow in all that shit.