It’s like if Elliot Ness was putting together a watertight tax evasion case, and then Capone got knifed by a hooker.

If history is any indication, a bankruptcy and a divorce.

I hope there are tapes.

I became concerned about this when Hawaii experienced that missile warning fiasco a while back. Putin has been ringing the US’s doorbell for a while now and no one came to the door. He knows no one is home except a sleeping babysitter and will be letting himself in soon, no doubt.

We’re getting ready to watch the craziest constitutional shit storm in history. Firing the special prosecutor is what got Nixon impeached. However Republicans today are huge ass traitors and pussies and will just stand aside and let Russia continue to fuck our democracy.

Nothing says you’re innocent like constantly trying to meddle in the investigation into whether or not you’re innocent.

To use the sophisticated political analysis of Dungeons & Dragons, Trump is Chaotic Evil, Pence is Lawful Evil. Chaotic Evil rages and rails all over the place, achieving very little on purpose but potentially causing great harm by accident. Lawful Evil knows what it wants and it knows how to get it. It’s dangerous on…

Vanessa filing for a quick, uncontested divorce would be an especially interesting and fast way to stash half your assets in the event of an expected freeze.

Speculation has it that they are only divorcing so that she can hold their assets while he scrambles for safety. Then if he manages to escape all responsibility, the way his father has, they will “reconcile” and be none the poorer for it. Unless you count their reputations. I don’t think that they gaf.

Mike Pence will reek from the stench of Trump once Trump is exposed. He might take over the office if Trump is ousted....but he ain’t winning shit for reelection.

I’ve been saying that about Mike Pence for a while, and at first got raked over the coals for suggesting a Pence presidency could be just as bad as a Trump one. Less embarrassing for sure, but the fact that he knows enough to know when to keep his mouth shut and tweeting fingers still means that all of the heinous…

“...the divisions in our nation will be exacerbated as any trial (impeachment or criminal) nears.”

I hope Tiffany and Maya host next year just so he can stay mad.

I’m hoping the buffoons Trump inevitably chooses to build his wall accidentally build it along Texas’ northern border. The rest of us can then just say “oops” and carry on with our lives.

There’s just no one involved in this clown circus that isn’t literally a clown.

To be clear, no one said finger waves are “new” or “black” or “owned by black people.” This is just a fun piece, y’all — no animals or white people or flappers were harmed in the writing of this — so please have fun!

Most of dystopian fiction is putting White people in a future that has already come, gone, and is still here for Black folks. Look at books like The Hunger Games where you have White people rebelling against a rich evil class. The Handmaiden’s tale is Black women’s story from all around the world. Their bodies used…

The best thing that Bannon did was be Steve Bannon. If he of all in this cabal couldn’t see Wolff for what he was then maybe he’s not as strong a political calculator as this sycophantic media is trying to represent him as?

Well, when your entire agenda is basically a retrograde, reactionary return to the robber baron 1800s where only white male property owners were permitted to vote - and you’re in the 21st century - and your cover is that you’re “attempting to govern”, you’re going to have a few problems.

Have you read the Amazon reviews? So many people writing that they probably would never have bought this book but felt compelled to after he tried to have it banned. I guess even ‘Mericans don’t take kindly to folks telling them what they can or cannot read.