I laughed SO HARD at this because a friend of mine just went through this with her last pregnancy.

But by her own account, Jellyfishhead: "Sent me right into labor. Soon as I got up, I was having contractions," she said.

You go girl. Even a baby unicorn horn is gonna hurt BIG TIME! Worth taking 'steps', I reckon .... and in all seriousness: good luck. Stay safe too!

I'm 38.5 weeks pregnant and am considering going full on vigilante to induce labor now.

For real. If someone was trying to snatch my wallet and/or messenger bag, and they didn't have a weapon, and I was feeling extra spry... I'd probably start with a calm "No" and see where it goes from there. I took tae bo classes and have untapped reservoirs of rage in me. Perhaps some warrior that I don't know about…

Spicy food [tick!], energetic walks [tick!], sex [tick!], castor oil [tick!], herbal tea [tick!] ....

Reports failed to mention that, after leaving the birth canal, Ms. Thompson's third child proceeded to stand up and repeatedly punch Newton in the balls for being dumb enough to rob a woman that badass.

Nope. Calling BS on you. Having been 9 months pregnant twice I can attest that running down a mugger and fighting him off when you're that effing uncomfortable is the victory. She deserves the headlines. AND it's likely that event triggered her contractions.

Make it work!

Psst Mark, just a little tip. They're definitely not used tampons. Just painted ones. Used ones would be bloated out fat and the blood would be . . . well, you get the picture.

And I applaud their use of rubber washing up gloves. Good clinical hygiene is important, even on the runway.

Ugh. What an utter ass blossom.

They weren't her eggs.

Who is supposed to be the target audience for this video? New recruits going through indoctrination? Tone deaf and hungry Buffalonians? Actual buffalo?

That was the parody, the original is more like this.

That flow is...something.

What the actual fuck? That was bad in every possible way.

This is the weirdest Reba McEntire parody ever.

I worked at Cheesecake Factory in college, and as much as I want to, I can't even make it through this whole video. Soooo bad!