I needed this after that article about the guy who cooked his girlfriends dog. Btw I LOVE TOMMY CHONG SO MUCH.

I don't know, but I really hope her first and middle names are "Heavens To."

Okay, I had a couple of glasses of wine at dinner, so maybe I'm overreacting?

I think she's actually doing it the natural way. She's got some guns on her arms and her quads and calves look like she actually lifts heavy.

Does he ever?

the bonne and Clyde crap is cliche as hell. they're.murderers. nothing fantastic to embody.

I laughed through that whole video. I don't think that was the intention.

YES.

I love Beyonce, but is anyone else getting tired of her and Jay pushing their relationship in the media? For a couple that prides themselves on being private, they're giving themselves too much publicity.

Olive Garden is nasty though. There are small hole-in-the-wall Italian places that do Americanised Italian (because that's what Olive Garden is, and what a lot of "Italian" food in the US is) for about the same price as Olive Garden and who don't overcook their pasta (Cardinal sin. Unforgiveable. Period.) and make way…

What do they make at Olive Garden that I couldn't make myself in 10-15 minutes? I almost never eat at Italian restaurants because pasta and sauce is just too dang cheap/easy to do myself.

Is it really so difficult for people to believe that 1) not everyone has the money to pay for imported buffalo mozzarella over organic free-range chicken breaded with bread crumbs with bread made from locally sourced flour baked just that day, over pasta that was lovingly prepared fresh that day by a team of…

So what's his excuse for literally the rest of his life?

I for one am shocked by this news.

Basically Thicke is setting Williams up to take the plagiarism fall for him. Even more of an asshole than previously imagined.

You've clearly never seen White Bread, Extra Mayo: The Pat Boone Story then.

Wait, I thought literally all music was recorded under the influence? That's what every musical biopic I've ever seen told me.

For five dollars, I can come over with some green food dye and fix this right up.

Just what we need, another giant dick on a football field.

"A 50-year-old woman, her 16-year-old daughter and 17-year-old male friend from Temperance, Michigan are all beingcharged with vandalism after the trio snuck onto the Bedford High School football field and, using weed killer, burned a 100-yard penis into the grass"