Agreed. I just came over from the "athlete-rapist" article ready to tear my office down and clicked on this. Makes me feel a little bit better.

Oh gosh! I just watched this on Funny or Die. Steve Martin is so charming, the whole time I thought, despite our significant age difference, I'd probably still like to date him.

Sorry boys but you'll never be as good as New Edition.

Let us not all forget the excellence of the young women from Hey Arnold! Even though Arnold was the (male) protagonist, the girls on that show were so wonderfully not cliche and complicated! As rich in personality as the boys! Amazing.

I'm about to be super unpopular (not that anyone here recognizes the forever lurker who only last week started commenting but still):

I love her eyebrows.

Beautiful girl, lovely dress/High-school smiles, oh yes

The women are, quite likely, actors who are in on it. They were probably told that it'd involve boob-squeezing, but not that the squeezer would be wearing a goofy costume. At least that's my theory on why they'd be giggling.

UGH. I am not on "team monogamy" I'm on team understanding myself enough to know that sharing my partner is something that I don't think I could do, because I can be jealous sometimes, and THATS OKAY.

This post reminded me of Weird Al's version of Born This Way.

I think this is all very hilarious and her demise (which I predicted) has been going incredibly well.

I'M NOT DESPERATE. AT ALL. LOOK AT ME. I HAVE PAINT ON MY FACE. I AM STILL RELEVANT.

Lady Gaga: SO THE DRAMA.

Why anyone would be friends with Hilton to begin with is quite beyond me. The guy makes a living out of tearing people down and being awful. I can't imagine a professional career like that translating into anything less than a backstabbing frenemy.

GAGA is so full if crap and at this point will do anything to save her failing new single(it fell to number 5 today) .....................she is the most passive aggressive, victim mentality psycho pop star wannabe out there...........isnt funny how she released this today(after sitting on it all this time) when its…

I feel like I can hear the anxiety of a woman that knows she's past the crest is on the downward side of her relevancy in every single thing Gaga tweets/says these days.

You probably just answered your own question. They're both awful.

I"m so over her. This hipster wannabe look just isnt working for her.

Missoni was the one that really phoned their look in IMO. What, was everyone else at the company busy that day so they just sent the intern to goodwill to get a bathrobe that looked sort of Asian?