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Reminds me of Sally!

I’ve honestly always been jealous of tall/big women. Brienne of Tarth is basically my role model.

Only when I complain about not being able to reach my cabinets.

Haha! I once dated a dude who was 6’5”. The photos were hilarious.

I know that feel tho’! I can’t find shoes in my size either, unless they’re in the children’s department... but then I got some pretty sweet light-up Vader shoes once so that’s pretty cool.

Yeah but tall women can reach ALL THE CABINETS and tend to look way better in skirts. JEALOUS.

JOKE. It was a JOKE.

Oh my god it was a joke.

It was a joke.

As a 5’ woman, let me play you a sad song on the world’s smallest violin.. which is the only one I can play, because I have tiny hands.

Good to know, thank you!

Good to know, thank you!

HOLY SHIT, THANK YOU. The only dry shampoo I’ve ever used is Suave, and it leaves my hair looking white.. the face that there is a tinted brand is perfect!!

HOLY SHIT, THANK YOU. The only dry shampoo I’ve ever used is Suave, and it leaves my hair looking white.. the face…

Well yeah, I didn’t really think it happened any other way.. have I mentioned I haven’t been to many weddings?? >_>

It wasn’t a surprised, we both knew we were gonna do it and it was just fun and silly.

I didn’t know there was a song.. the band I had playing was my band (at the time) so all they played was metal.

I don’t really care about that kind of thing, but my make-up artist was at the reception anyway.

Hurray! Spain is the best!

We did that, too. It was funny, no big deal. We’re a very playful couple I guess.

I know some people aren’t into the garter toss, but I love cheesy shit so we totally did it. My husband was great and didn’t spend all day up there. This dude is gonna be embarrassed for YEARS.