A girl I work with couldn't see anything but black/blue, regardless of which photo you showed her. Human eyes are incredible!

Good luck to you too!!

Sometimes all it takes is the chance at a good job. If he's got a chance like this, I hope he takes it!

I know that feel. After losing 60lbs in 2003, I re-gained about 15lbs over the past 2 years of eating crap so I'm going cold turkey again. Been 3 weeks so far and I hate everyone.

I know that feel, gurl. I walk through the bread aisle and smell the air like a crazy person.

I've been debating buying that Esther swimsuit all week, too..

HOW DID I JUST REALIZE DAISY IS ONE OF THE STEP SISTERS... @_@

Exactly. The only things that touch my lips are wine, and verbal dick punches.

Seems about right. At the renaissance faire, I pretty much just drink wine all day and don't eat anything.

With you. 5' here.

I gotcha. You get no rage. <3

This is exactly why I wear bandanas.

I think there's a difference between tanning and trying to make yourself look like another ethnicity, but whatevs.

How does that even happen!

I'm confused. When were black people brought up?

She kinda had me until the darkening her skin thing. You wanna wear a scarf? Wear a scarf. It's a scarf. Plenty of ladies wear scarves. But darkening your skin? Okay, no.

Yikes... tho' in their defense, I loved The Knot when I was getting married. It was pretty helpful.

Okay, this is funny as shit.

OH GADDAMN IT

With you.