After this experience I now feel more connected to my white ancestors than ever before.

I would wear the FUCK out of that purple outfit!

Her face has become a nightmare that would have made child-me cry, so I don't think she'd been very successful with those cosmetic procedures.

I want all of the Vaders. ALL OF THEM.

Looks like all they did was shave his mustache?

I'm totally down with a 5 or 10k. A marathon, tho'? I'm not sure why I'd ever want to do that. I respect people who are into it, but it's not for me. Also, pooping. >_>

Being 30 or being 5' tall? The answer to both is "large and incredible".

Dress your age my ass.. I'm 30 and I still shop in the juniors section. Helps when you're 5' tall.

Yeah... I definitely want to read the shit out of this. A female Capt. Kirk? Sign me the fuck UP.

I love beards so very very.. very much.

I've noticed that people tend to reduce trans people to the whole "before, during, after" thing. People are so curious about what goes on that they forget they're talking about people with feelings.

As my name suggests, I am not only amused by this but deeply entertained. Silly normals.

I have a hard time feeling sorry for someone with that much money and influence. I know depression is hard (I'm bipolar myself) but uh.. yeah, maybe I'm just heartless.

Damn your friend! Damn her to hell! I feel like I'd be caught staring at Branson like the creep-o that I am.

Branson doesn't realize it, but he's eventually going to be seduced by a sexy Spanish American woman. #headcannon

Yeah. A "selfie" is what I want with Branson...

Sounds like an easy way to get an unsightly burn scar.

ME TOO. EVERY DAY.

This. I like this.

Me too.