No no, thin lips with red lipstick are okay. They just can't have full lips because it reminds people too much of vaginas. Or something.

Nope.

If I were given a doll that looked like me (black hair, black eyes, medium skin) I would have been over the moon. I love seeing diversity in dolls for girls. Give them what we didn't have!

I love her because I can share that love with my husband, who I think has a crush on her.. lol

GOOD LORD. x_x

Yes, but he wasn't a big dude. I totally understand if you're a big person and you might touch me, and that's fine. This was some small-ish Asian dude on a (non-crowded) morning train who DUG HIS ELBOW into me like I was his sofa. XP

Vodka.

I had one dude use my thigh as an arm rest on the train. I don't know if this is because I'm short or because I'm a lady. Maybe it's both but I was pissed.

Oh, me neither. Sometimes my big friends will hug me and lift me and it's terrifying. Not that I don't trust them, but the act of being picked up is scary.

I'm 5' and this is true, especially when people pick me up. >_> I tend to panic. Even if it's just my husband being cute, I instantly become terrified. I'm also pretty wary of people in general, but that may be a mixture of my height and the fact that I tend to surround myself with weirdos.

I don't think anyone in the world thinks that "it's pretty cool performing with Madonna" sounds super-lame.

That's pretty metal.

I can't imagine having to work on this...

SMART.

The idea of my kid giving me a condom someday is both terrifying and heartwarming.

IT SUCKS ASS.

UGHHH SO GROSS. The rage, man!

I gotta shower daily because I gym in the morning. If I didn't, I couldn't go longer than every-other day because my hair is thin and my scalp gets groooooss.

To some people, it is exotic. Hell, to some people (like my husband) my family of immigrants is exotic. The important thing is that they treat it with respect, and it looks like they are, so good for Disney.

I... wait, what!? These people infuriate and mystify me..