When I moved for school, I put my stuff in storage - half at Mom's, half at Dad's, for six months, including my dildo (I know, but weird living situation, wouldn't have had privacy to use it, anyway). When I got my stuff back, I could NOT find the thing, and was terrified.. I imagined my poor dad accidentally getting…

TERRIBLE JOURNALISM!

YOUR HEADLINE WAS INACCURATE

I lit my carpet on fire when I was in high school and recorded it on video pre youtube. But then youtube happened as an adult and I thought the parental statute of limitations passed and I could share this with the world.

Bonus: Actually features a room without a roof. @1.29

I don't think this came off as preachy. All in all, it's a very cheerful video. The underlying message, of course, is something many people don't want to think about or are afraid to think about. It's all in the little things, after all. Whether it's tasting chocolate for the first time or being able to read an…

I can't be the only one wondering what's flying above his peter.

All fixed! Did my best to match the level of quality.