I think it’s hilarious that whiners about “political correctness” exemplify all the traits the claim to despise. Thin skin, obsessive need to control language, generally insisting on inane nomenclature. Like, this change shouldn’t even be called “political correctness”. The name was changed because calling a woman a…

I liked the original Ghostbusters! This one looks terrible. Look, they can try to copy it but there are just some fundamental differences between male and female actors. Like in the original, the men fought ghosts. Cool, right? Well in this one, the women are just fighting their urge for chocolate. ACK! Boring. Every…

But when everybody’s like, ‘It’s a cash grab?’ Everything ever made in Hollywood since the beginning of time is a cash grab. That’s why the original Ghostbusters existed. It wasn’t an altruistic thing.

Can’t wait for his college lecture series: “guys, it’s not worth it. If you’re going to rape an unconscious girl, make sure you take her into a room with a good solid lock on it. Out back next to the dumpster is JUST TOO RISKY. Even if you can swim real fast.”

Just really excited and amazed to see how this story has brought out all the hidden gorilla, animal behavior, and wildlife experts lurking around the world. Who knew so many hundreds of thousands of people had advanced degrees and such years of dedication and experience in working in this field?

I hope they have a prenup. My spousal support payments to the Moon nearly bankrupted me after the divorce.

Look at those wee bells awww. I know. Innocent ones are the best or the scariest.

I’m pregnant now and my ultrasound is next Friday. For my gender reveal I’m having a cake covered in Swiss meringue, and when I cut it open the surprise is there is no cake, the meringue is just a hollow shell because gender is a construct.

Ooh! Those are cute, thanks for sharing! I like the look of bralettes, but I need at least a *little* padding just so I know my nipples aren’t showing lol. Those look perfect.

Thanks for the info...I fixed it. Next to get a “my tomato plant is smarter than your honor student” bumper sticker.

Yeah. I caught that much from the blinds. She needs to just own up to the secret child, and becoming a grandparent. At 50, there is no shame in that.

That makes sense. I was thinking surrogate all the way. Bet we don’t see pics of her pregnant.

That’s wonderful! Do you mind saying where or which state?

A fat joke. How truly novel

“Having such a big platform, I wanted to use it for good”

easy test: go abroad, find out if you get ensnared in a drug trafficking ring or not.

Are you me? I went through a similar situation about 16 years ago, except he married her. I still wish him nothing but midgie bites on his bawbag.

You do realize that heterosexual cisgender people are about 90-95% of the population of the world, right?

But, but, this is Germany!!! It’s in Europe!!! It’s a Western country!!!! It’s a first world country!!! Everybody knows that we don’t have problems with violence against women in first world countries!!!!!! What about those women in third world countries!!!???? Why don’t you care about them!!!!!?????? STOP COMPLAINING…

Can’t go wrong with the Greek Key pattern