One of our babysitters robbed our home. Huh. And I remember the cops talking to my mom, asking who could have done it — could it have been our housekeeper, who was from Ecuador? She had worked for us for years. The cops told my mom they would terrify our housekeeper into telling the truth, convince her she would…
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No — we need to make the four year old a hero. Look at what she went through. How terrifying must that have been for her? A home invasion? And her babysitter is saying one thing — a lot of kids would get confused and agree with the babysitter — the supposedly knowledgeable adult. But this kid knew what was RIGHT…
Did the babysitter have a personal beef with the black neighbor or did she just set up because he was black? If she had something personal — life in prison. If she set him up just because he was black? Death Penalty, which I am opposed to but think can be used if I say it's all right. Mother of freaking G-d! What…
You got that wrong. The condition is he brings me the puppy, lets me hold the puppy, lets me snuggle it and cuddle it, and then you guys go do whatever you want. Get it right next time!
That is true and it is our responsibility to encourage people to stay ALIVE. Oddly enough — this reminds me of a quote from Courtney Love — "Endure the moment." Sometimes you have to because although the moment (and it can be a loooooooong moment) is BAD, there is still the real possibility of something GOOD coming,…
Well said! Do not let assholes like Doof get you down. You were doing the kind thing — the right thing — you have a goodness in you that Doof doesn't have. He can't recognize goodness and kindness, having none himself, so he just is jealous and ugly. Ignore Doof's idiocy. Your kindness makes a wonderful…
It's not bad. It is not bad at all. There is an expression — you don't see the world as it is. You see it as you are. Doof is clearly a person who looks for ugliness and if he can't find it, he will invent it. He takes something really, really nice and turns it into something bad. Ignore him. Those "thumbs up"…
How do YOU know that "people just want to exercise in peace"? Maybe that person was feeling really down and depressed and that "thumbs up" gave him the strength to keep going. You don't know. You just assume and you assume the very worst. What's the expression — you don't see the world the way it is — you see it…
You did not write ANYTHING "delightfully patronizing" and I told Doof so. You wrote something very nice. You were trying to encourage the man on the bicycle and you were inspired yourself. It's a really nice story. Really nice. Do NOT let Doof get to you. Keep being the way you are — it's beautiful.
No, that is not "delightfully patronizing." That is a person being nice. It's so weird how you and I could be told the exact same story and have such different reactions. You not only accuse the poster of being patronizing, you are totally rude to that poster. Me, I think — Wow, what a great guy, with all that…
I am not a parent. I do not understand AT ALL how you can lump all mommy blogs together and say they are ALL "so self-absorbed, smug, and stupid." How? Why do you think that? To me it shows (usually) a very normal and desirable situation — a mother who loves her child, who delights in her child, and who likes to…
I heard he was in for stealing cars.
What? That's IT? WTF? He had a gun in his car? So did I, most of the time, and I am a middle-aged school teacher — but in Arizona, I always had my gun. Do NOT tell me this man is in trouble for having a gun in his car. This country...I swear. He didn't do anything? He just had a gun? And he's in trouble for…
Danny Trejo is actually a talented actor. His looks ARE iconic — but he's not beautiful like this guy. This guy doesn't need any talent. He could just stand in front of a camera and I wonder why he hasn't.
Clearly an innocent man. Clearly! He needs me to corrupt him. Oh, yesssssss. Does anyone know what he did?
Your mother is beautiful. Of course, the Italians and Hungarians are right there with you. Carmen Dell'Orefice in her 80s.
Do you want to see a mane of silver hair? This is for you! It's Carmen Dell'Orefice — an 84 year old model who has been modeling since she was 15.
You are curious as to whether she thought her salt doses were helping her kid rid his system of toxins? Damn — I am SURE that will be her defense. But, no, I don't think she thought that at all. Something like that never occurred to me — but, as I said, I am SURE that will be her defense. I am opposed to the death…
Tell your husband thank you from me and from so many others. Trust me, there are more of us than there are of that POS girlfriend or that POS family. We may not like the war, but we deeply respect troops like your husband. We also respect people like you — the ones waiting at home. I am so glad your husband is home…
Well, Ivy is a real name. It's rather old fashioned, actually. Blue Ivy, on the other hand. And, of course, Moses is a real name, too. But Apple? As if anyone needed another reason to hate Gwyneth Paltrow. But she keeps giving us more, every day.