I have a vision of a very young me, pointing to that troll you just posted a picture of and saying, "Please, mommy. Please! Please! I will be so good! Please can I have it? You don't want me to grow up and obsessively buy these on ebay to make up for my deprived childhood, do you?"

It's not heartless. That dog could have and most probably would have killed that little boy. It is a dangerous animal and it was right to put it down. I don't know if it was feral or if a human owner made him the way he way — either way, it's sad, but that dog is a danger, a serious danger, to little, helpless…

I know this doesn't mean anything, but she is so pretty. I find it strange it's not mentioned more often. The entire world thought it was okay to mention that Chelsea was not considered conventionally attractive when she was younger than Malia — and Malia is excessively conventionally attractive — why does no one…

It is so Hebrew Bible of Toni to think that way about G-d. The G-d of the Jews was all punishing and vindictive that way — not Jesus. Isn't she a Christian? From what I understand, the G-d of the Christians doesn't punish the children for the sins of the parents (mine does!). I don't get it. Why would she believe…

No, Satan ran out of autism.

Just what the doctor ordered!

It would be satisfying. It wouldn't be wrong. I'd like to see the men that gang raped you raped to death as well. But what I'd really like is to see them admit it — I'd like them to wake up to how WRONG they were — to realize how evil and awful they were and to know that THEY did something so horrible.

I agree with you. Cunt is way too good for him. Vaginas are awesome. Poop, on the other hand...this guy is smeary, foul excrement.

I just gasped so loudly when I saw the picture of Macklemore that my neighbors banged on the wall (NYC) to complain. What the fuckety fuck is wrong with him?

She is a mother. Her boys have the same names as the 90210 boys — Brandon and Dylan, I think. Anyway, I also think she is a good mother. What I wonder now is what that boyfriend and his gang-raping friends feel right now. Did she rip them out of denial? Did they tell people that they had group sex with her and…

The belt gap used to be my life, but they make jeans differently now. They make jeans for people with bodies like ours, now, you know. I remember I used to just get jeans that were a bit large, so they would hang on my hips. I was young and had a flat stomach, so that was fine. Also, if something fit at my waist,…

Anyone who knows anything KNOWS that any female will get laid faster than any guy. It's about the easiest thing in the world for a woman to accomplish — finding a guy for fun times? Easy peasy. But it is far more difficult for a man to find a woman for fun times.

EXACTLY! It is totally counterproductive! It sends the message that their appearance is more important than their education. The school's main goal should be keeping kids in class and learning. That is clearly not a priority at this place.

Devious? WTF? What — the administration isn't devious for suddenly enforcing rules that were never enforced — for no apparent reason? Please. As a teacher and assistant principal I can say that, yes, certain students can be devious. So can everyone else. And the administrators at this school are idiots. What…

Well said! You said that so much better than I did! Thank you!

When did you have it? Recently, there has been some amazing gluten-free food. Anyway, lots of food are inherently GF. What — you don't think a peach is tasty?

There is no non-Celiac gluten-free type. I know what you mean. You are talking about people who don't have celiac but go GF because they claim to have some illness but are really just doing it for attention, right? Well, I have been GF since the 90s. Trust me, there is NO WAY I could have stayed GF that long if…

I really don't know how to tell you this so I will just come out and say it — even with quality insurance (and I hate to be that person — but "quality" was originally a noun, not an adjective — it was something an item HAD) you may not find out what is wrong with you. If you can figure out what to do to make yourself…

I think you are totally right. I think twenty years from now (hopefully less) this will be common knowledge that all doctors and regular people know.

I am so sorry that happened to you and I am very proud of you for not forgiving that "friend." You should have pressed charges against that "friend." I am glad you are all right.