Please. It's not a trap door. You are so freaking paranoid. The over 35 year olds are clearly brought up to a farm way upstate somewhere, to a place where they can run around and be free!

Um, may I have one of those martinis, please?

All I know about Passions comes from Spike's complaints while chained up in Giles's bathtub. I have no idea what really happened on Passions.

Was Timmy down a well?

They are. She looks so age-appropriate and fantastic with that pixie cut. Finally, FINALLY, Pam Anderson has the guts to try a new look — and it works. I am impressed with her. She has defined herself in one way for years — it's a drastic change and it couldn't have been easy to make it. Good for her.

Flame you? Flame you? I might ADORE you for saying that! Flame you? Never. I do not hate bikini babes — that is what they look like — good for them — they are beautiful. Although — let's be honest, even the bikini babes are airbrushed and have breast implants — NO ONE looks like that. Some are closer than…

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Yep. It sure does. People have mental models — ideas in their head — THIS is what a black person is like, or a white person, or a rich person, or whatever. Never mind that there is no possible way ALL black, white, rich people (whatever) could be like that. So they either don't like that mental model in their head…

No, das iss my kiddy! You can no haf my kiddy. (Cuteness affecting spelling and pronunciation).

She is. She is unbelievably gorgeous. The first time I saw her, I just gasped — I can only say that about a handful of women. I did that with Kate Winslet, Patricia Arquette, Freema Agyeman, Nicole Beharie, Salma Hayek. That's about it, off the top of my head. Oh — Helena Bonham Carter.

I totally agree. She is human perfection. I was STUNNED when I first saw her and I can only say that about a handful of women.

I can. Absolutely. Purses are awesome. You never get too fat or too thin for them. You can pass a good purse down to your children or grandchildren. I have a great Coach bag from my Grandma. I spend money on very few things. I basically buy clothes off Gap mannequins but I WILL spend money on a bag I love. …

Bullshit. I will tell you what miscarriage not to feel bad about — mine. I was very ambivalent, didn't love the father, not ready — and when it happened, I had my very best girlfriend in the whole world by my side to bring me to the hospital. No reason to feel bad about that.

However, no one — I repeat — NO ONE…

I agree. Probably not what that person needed.

Obviously it was. She was probably in some kind of shock. Thank g-d that security guard noticed something was wrong.

Well, you just watch yourself that pilot of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Welcome to The Hellmouth, and that will cheer you right up — or make you more miserable because it's not on the air anymore. Still — I just LOVE the way Joss turns THAT sick tradition on its head.

She's not a racist. She is just Satan's emissary here on earth, the harbinger of all evil and despair. Sheesh. Like — it should be obvious!

Ding, ding, ding! We HAVE a WINNER, ladies and gentlemen! DAMN if you didn't hit the nail on the head! Exactly. I am remembering this. Oh, yes I am.