And why did you beat the crap out of a girl in the lunchroom?

She must have really liked you — seen something in you she needed.

That is a great fucking story! Thanks for sharing it.

You are a heroine. Plain and simple. And I am very, very afraid that you might have to pay for it. I hope you never do. Whatever happens — please know that many people out there are so grateful to you and many others think that what you do is brave and wonderful.

Listen, kiddo — I was always normal weight. Always. Then, for some reason, I gained a whole lot of weight. I mean — A LOT. I became obese, very, very fast. People accused me of having an eating disorder (somehow — out of the blue — I guess people think you magically develop one). No one could ever figure out WHY…

I love you for the last paragraph of what you wrote. I really do. The food fascists you describe at your niece's school sound terrifying. I would just...grrrr...want to walk around eating a donut and saying, "Yeah? You don't like it? Fuck you."

Oh, yes. Honey, you are SO not alone it's not funny. I wish someone would train men NOT to have sex with girls who are clearly reluctant or afraid or anything other than an enthusiastic participant. I mean — how difficult could it have been for him to realize he should have left you alone? Sheesh.

Well, I don't entirely blame you — there are a lot of jerks on Gawker and Jezebel, but I was totally sincere. The only thing is — you were so quick to think I was being sarcastic and when I have praised others, they usually understood it as praise even in the mean wilds of Gawker and Jezebel. So, I guess you're a…

I had the same reaction to Kate Winslet. I had never seen anyone so incredibly beautiful. I was in awe. I already knew Emma Thompson then and already knew she was One Who Must Be Worshiped.

What? No way. I dated a guy who had dated transwomen. He liked men and women and transwomen (not transmen, as far as I know). I, stupidly, thought this made him open-minded. I was wrong. Very wrong. He was SO right wing in other areas. Awful. I had to break up with him. Anyway, my point is, this guy liked…

Puerile and stupid — the very words. I do not understand why some people think it's funny to make other people afraid, to make them look stupid, to humiliate them. I HATED it when Ashton Kutcher did Punk'd. I always wished someone would just kick his ass...still waiting for that. He deserves it.

Never watched Breaking Bad (I know, I know) but maybe now I will!

What do you guys think of models like Carmen Dell'Orefice (my favorite), http://fashion.telegraph.co.uk/article/TMG887…

I didn't get that at all from coloured me's post. I saw it as an example of how to take a look at yourself and like yourself. She sees her beloved family in herself, instead of seeing a plump face, she sees a youthful one — I really liked her post.

I fucking love you. Just sayin'!

You (and I) clearly like more sophisticated comedy.

That sucks also. However, the name The Chicken Sisters is about the most awesome thing I have heard in a looooooooooong time.

I hate roasts. I hate things like Punk'd. I hate anything that makes fun of people and demands that they like it or be accused of having no sense of humor. It's just abuse, plain and simple.

I love Tom Hardy. He is so sexy, dreamy, oh, he's better than ice cream and chocolate...and...I'll be in my bunk. Okay. I'm back. I am not sure he is the right Bond. Maybe. I'd love to see Idris Elba, though. I kind of had my heart set on that. Besides, Tom Hardy will just be too busy being my personal love…

No...I think that needs a YES, YES, YES, YES, PLEASE G-D YES!!!!!!!! And that is all.