And she started out as a nymphet — I am sure older actresses in her day complained about her. She WAS cute. I wish she had never had that plastic surgery. She would look better without it.

You have to kiss them when you pick them up.

Oh, suck my dick. Really. I own about a thousand books because I DO. I just DO. So, any selfie of me is gonna have books in it. They're piled all over my goddam apartment. I ain't showing off. I'm fucking reading. I spend my life getting teased for being a nerd and now Jezzie is telling me I am all vain suck…

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

You are right — he SHOULD address the men about that instead of attacking the women.

Uh, yes. You should be using the Keeper. Ugh. I haven't used a tampon since the 90s. Ouch! Use the Keeper or SoftCup, which you can get at RiteAid.

Whore's bath is a FANTASTIC POEM by Jorie Graham. Wait — here it is — sorry for the long link:

When did I call you a slut-shamer? If you are a teenager who MUST have public sex — that would be a place to do it — among a bunch of other teenagers at a concert. People did it at Woodstock. It's not like having sex in a library (which people actually do) or any of the other weird places people have sex — like…

Only one is paying for it. And that — that's not right. I think a lot of teenagers try to do the craziest, wildest things possible. Their brains have not developed impulse control; they're full of hormones — many, many people here are saying "Thank G-d there were no cameras when I was young!" They aren't being…

Um, this IS the Bachanalia. This is a concert. There is alcohol, drugs, music, teenagers, hormones — it's a Bachanalia and what was true for the Greeks is true for us. People, especially young people, will go wild.

No. Where did I say THAT I thought it was a good decision? Nowhere. I am saying that we DON'T think it's bad for men to get a blowjob in public (the guy is not getting bashed)...so wouldn't it be interesting if that same indulgence could be shared with women? Why not? Why is it just fine for guys and not gals?

Shit, bitch! You made me cry. Your daughter's lucky to have you.

It shouldn't be a shitty decision. It should be something crazy teenagers do and no one judges anyone and it's no big deal. It's only a shitty decision because of the slut-shamers. If people could just accept the fact that women have sex and that doesn't make them sluts — even if it's in a public festival — if they…

A dear male friend of mine once told me that he could NOT have sex with a woman without seeing her as a slut. He especially could not receive oral sex from a woman without despising her. He never gave oral sex.

It never bothered me when my kids (again — ages 13-20) did it. So, that's kids and adults, I guess. Anyway, why NOT go to a wig store. I assume because they are curious and want to ask questions of the owner of the hair. I don't know.

Absolutely. Bring it to a consignment shop. Or sell it on ebay.

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Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you says this person of Russian descent. What the fuck? How on earth does mocking Russians by using stereotypes HELP? It's typical schoolyard bullying tactics and it's bullshit. What Jezebel is saying needs to be said — and it needs to be said in a MUCH BETTER WAY.

I see your priorities are in the right place. Well done!

What is wrong with you? I never wanted to do that anyone! I don't hurt people! I wanted to do it to MYSELF — to get out of the baby shower! Sheesh (muttering)...