Oh, how horrible — I mean that you broke your back. I am glad you are better — stay better! Yep, it sucks when our parents have to see us naked (as adults) or when we have to see them naked (caring for aging parents), but, well, that's better than being alone with no one to love you to take care of you. I am glad…

Once again, I think the same thing about you. I pity anyone who has to know you. Well, goodbye. You aren't worth any more of my time.

I think it's kind of adorable that you did! Of all the words to mess up — that was the best one!

I had two boyfriends who were not circumcised until they were 13 or 14. Like most of the men in my life, they had been sexually active since they were around ten (I seem to attract this kind of man). Anyway, both of them told me that there was no difference between pre and post circumcision sex.

Funny. After seeing your posts — I think the same thing about you!

You are growing so boring...sooooo boring. I can't take it anymore. I know you are friendless and unemployed and a compulsive liar, but you will have to find some other way to get attention, because you are no longer worth my time. I will never respond to you again. Oh — before I go — you were right about sarky…

You lied.

Oh, that's funny. You ask "do I have to spell everything out" and then you misspell
"inherently."

You say people don't see it as profane in Scotland. Are you allowed to tell your teacher, "Calm the fuck down"?

You can also lie while using hyperbole and sarcasm.

Um, what are you saying is not a lie?

I ask, who is, "Who is parangaricutirimicuaro to you?" For some reason, you answer with a long explanation of your day. Try answering the question.

You can google FCC like anyone else. As for the word "fuck," the dictionary (I assume you have one where you are) says it is "vulgar," extremely improper," and "taboo." But please — keep saying it's not a swear word. Say whatever you like. It won't make it true.

Man, you beat a dead horse. How lonely are you, to hang out online for hours, alternately swearing at someone and then trying to convince that person that "fuck" is not a swear word.

Very few people over the age of 14? Like the FCC? Please. Every time you open your mouth a lie falls out.

You have been defending parangaricutirimicuaro since last night. Not the entire time, but our exchange has been going on for hours (watch — that is me admitting the truth while you lie or, at best, dissemble). Why are you spending any time, beyond one post or two, defending parangaricutirimicuaro?

Oh, profanity is something I view as profane? So the word "fuck," which is bleeped out of tv broadcasts and gets news anchors fired and is banned under FCC regulations, is only profane because I think it is? Nice try. That's what you do, though — you blame others for your bad choices.

I cannot believe you are trying to convince me the word "fuck" is not profanity. Lovely. That's like you trying to convince me there is nothing wrong with lying about someone — no — only the people who believe the lies are at fault.

Well! Thank goodness! I am glad you have your priorities straight at last! Hmph! ;-)

What is parangaricutirimicuaro to you? Why are you so concerned with her? I made one post defending whoever it was that humble insulted. You've spent a lot of time defending parangaricutirimicuaro, who has disappeared. Are you and she one and the same. I feel rather like Hamlet, asking, "What is Hecuba to him?" …