Oh, please. You know humble was being mean. Tyrannosaurus thought she was mean. I thought humble was mean. The people who starred my post thought humble was mean. I am guessing you know humble was mean, too. In fact, you are justifying humble's nasty comment by saying that "it was funny...that Tyrannosaurus's…

Oh, don't listen to humble. You are just telling the truth about yourself. It's not a brag — it's just your story. Some people like to be nasty — ignore them. Humble is a total jerk for saying what s/he did. It was totally unnecessary and not true.

You tell your brother FROM ME that he is doing THE GREATEST JOB IN THE WORLD. There is nothing better than being a teacher. Nothing. When I first became a teacher, I loved it so much and I was so happy and so fulfilled, I couldn't believe I was paid to teach! I would have paid to do it! I got to talk about…

I think she might be seasoning you up.

Well, you'd be dead and the cat would be hungry so...these things do happen! Actually, when I was living in Rhode Island, this allegedly happened to a neighbor I had never met. I'd seen her, but we'd never spoken. It happened in the winter and I had already left, but my roommate told me about it.

You are five years older than Adele? You're 30? You look like you are 19!

Pregnancy is totally unpredictable. I had a very thin — size 2 — friend who got pregnant, and had gestational diabetes among a host of other problems. She wound up on bedrest at the end. And then I had a friend who was quite overweight — significantly overweight — and she sailed through pregnancy like it was…

You're fat? I have a funny feeling that is not all you are. You're a great writer. I'll bet you are a great and loving mother. You are clearly amazing at the most difficult task of all — accepting and loving yourself (so important! You will pass that onto your children!).

You're not dealing with me anymore? I have lost track of how many times you have said that. And you replied to another post of mine just after this one — just after you said you weren't dealing with me anymore!

Right back atchya! I am serious — your post impressed me. You really do sound like you have your feet on the ground and you know where you are going. I can't say that about everyone your age. Keep up the good work!

Well, I don't cheer lead. Hell, no (not in actuality — way too clumsy — and not on this topic). Nope. I am the opposite.

River Song is the sexiest, hottest, most desirable female since Helen freaking Mirren. Good G-d, that woman is HOT (okay — Alex Kingston). She is going on 50 and it looks totally fine when she kisses Matt Smith, who is in his 20s. Ah, River Song. Oh, be still my (one) heart....

Well, you could just say, "Wow, you look really nice today!" Sometimes, people really need a compliment. That would be a way you could give one.

I feel you. I cannot tell you how many beautiful barrettes I have lost. It got pointless to get anymore...and they were SO popular when I was in middle school! Oh, well.

Let me tell you something — black people ask if they can touch white people's hair, too. I work in an inner-city public high school. Kids either ask if they can touch my hair — OR they just touch my hair without asking ALL THE TIME. I don't know why. They also always ask if they can braid it. Honestly, my hair is…

Hmmmm. If I saw you, I might nudge my husband and say, "He has a magnificent Jewfro!" But, you might not be Jewish, so I might be wrong.... I'll bet you have a sister with stringy, boring hair that hates you — right? Amirite? It always happens that way. Why do you boys get the great hair the the great…

Yay! Hooray, indeed! We're blessed, to have had such incredible women in our lives! And I am glad you love that movie — wonderful film!

Oh, please. The truth is, every day, for fifteen years, high school kids have touched or tried to touch my hair. My hair is CLEARLY considered "public property" where I work. No offense, but I am not sure why you think a teacher in an inner-city high school is "blinded by privilege." You kind of sound like those…

You DO ignore me. I suspect you ignore me because you have no way of responding to anything I say. What I want to know, though, is how you get my responses dismissed. Well, you won't tell me.

Allbite! There you are. I KNEW you couldn't leave me alone. Did you see that nice link I left from you? You know, the one with the NY Times article by the black woman saying, well, basically everything I said (you know — the stuff you said made me a racist). Here's the link. And thanks for hanging around. I…