Doooonnnn’t mess with JJ’s look. She is werking her lewk, and she has been since dinosaurs roamed the land. No sense changing a great thing.

While that’s true it isn’t saying much. That pic is still really awkward.

The seating is: Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right.

Let’s not even get started on those AV Club folks. They seem disgruntled.

If any blogger ever goes missing around here you can bet it was the someone from Kotaku, or some Jalopni that builds submarines.

Welcome! You’ll hate it here.

First feedback on the home page:

I’m not waiting for permission... I say its time for our commenters to crack each others’ heads open and feast on the goo inside.